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Offline uptown

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Well if this don't beat all
« on: May 05, 2010, 04:08:36 PM »
Last night I fly a goon to V11 and park it on the beach waiting for some squaddies to deack it. We're going to sneak us a base  :x I been sitting there for 15 or 20 minutes by this time.

In rolls a friendly P47M and starts strafing to field  :rolleyes: So I'm sitting there sipping on a beer and laughing at this guy, when along comes a enemy Spixteen and proceeds to dive in on him. So I give him a check six because he's flying like he hasn't got a clue he's fixing to get killed.

What does he do? Yep...flys right to me!  :mad: So I'm sitting there choking on a Marlboro, slamming what's left of my beer and cussing up a storm, trying to get this stupid C47 in the air. By this time I'm rooting for the spitfire to shoot this guy dead in the face  :lol

Well the spit killed the jug. I just shut the goon down, closed my eyes and waited for the rounds to put me out of my misery.  :furious
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Offline Bruv119

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Re: Well if this don't beat all
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2010, 04:16:57 PM »
 :rofl

he probably thought you were a wirbel   :lol
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Re: Well if this don't beat all
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2010, 04:22:43 PM »
You been on all friggin morning and it takes you this long to tell us the story....... Sheese.... Where is your mind at man?!?! 


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Re: Well if this don't beat all
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2010, 05:49:43 PM »
I would yell at ur squadies. U were there for 15 or 20 minutes alone waiting for them? Were they walking? Lol j/k.



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Re: Well if this don't beat all
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2010, 05:51:48 PM »
Part of the way, but mostly just falling  :airplane:
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Re: Well if this don't beat all
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2010, 05:55:11 PM »
Bad luck right there.  :rofl
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Re: Well if this don't beat all
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2010, 05:59:24 PM »
So DB, where on the beach did you bury the money?
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Re: Well if this don't beat all
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2010, 06:33:40 PM »
Maybe he was looking for you to clear his 6.   :lol
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Re: Well if this don't beat all
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2010, 06:57:46 PM »
Quote from: Bruv119 on May 05, 2010, 04:16:57 PM
:rofl

he probably thought you were a wirbel   :lol

Imagine the terror on the Jug pilot's face when he realized Uptown wasn't in a flak panzie.


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Re: Well if this don't beat all
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2010, 07:01:34 PM »
Quote from: Ack-Ack on May 05, 2010, 06:57:46 PM
Imagine the terror on the Jug pilot's face when he realized Uptown wasn't in a flak panzie.


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I would look like this

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Offline MickDono

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Re: Well if this don't beat all
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2010, 07:34:18 PM »
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Re: Well if this don't beat all
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Offline ImADot

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Re: Well if this don't beat all
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2010, 07:47:09 PM »
Quote from: fudgums on May 05, 2010, 07:01:34 PM
I would look like this
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OMG, it sickens me to think I know where that pic came from...  :uhoh
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Re: Well if this don't beat all
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2010, 07:48:24 PM »
Quote from: ImADot on May 05, 2010, 07:47:09 PM
OMG, it sickens me to think I know where that pic came from...  :uhoh
wheres that?
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Re: Well if this don't beat all
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2010, 07:50:44 PM »
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