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Offline phatzo

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in flight announcement
« on: May 07, 2010, 08:53:31 PM »
This happened on one of AirTransat's Québec-Cancun flight...

The commander turned on the microphone and started his speech to the passengers : "Dear passenger, I'm Commander Douglas and I'll be your pilot for this flight to Cancun. We shall fly at an altitude of 25,000 feet at a speed of 500 mph and the temperature at Cancun is currently of a warm 35C..."

Then there was a "Crack" followed by a "Oh, sh*t !" and the transmission ended. The crew started to walk up and down the alleys nervously then the commander got back on the microphone...

"I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, I just dropped a cup of hot coffee on me... You should see the front of my pants..."

Then a voice raised from the back of the plane...

"Golly-geen it ! He should see the back of my pants !"
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Re: in flight announcement
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2010, 09:06:44 PM »
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Re: in flight announcement
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2010, 04:56:46 AM »
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Re: in flight announcement
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2010, 07:15:13 AM »
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Re: in flight announcement
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2010, 09:45:45 AM »
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Re: in flight announcement
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2010, 10:04:11 AM »
One man's black coffee becomes another man's brown pants. :D
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Re: in flight announcement
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2010, 06:40:06 PM »
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Re: in flight announcement
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2010, 08:13:55 PM »
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Re: in flight announcement
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2010, 12:53:29 AM »
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Re: in flight announcement
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2010, 01:04:46 AM »
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Re: in flight announcement
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2010, 01:11:27 AM »
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Re: in flight announcement
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2010, 11:21:58 AM »
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