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Offline Dragon

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« on: May 11, 2010, 11:21:08 AM »
A woman FROM Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR.  There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.  She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.  As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.  In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
 
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.  She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.  The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.  She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.  The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'
 
He smiled and then told her, 'Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.  I'm sorry, but they turned me down.'
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Re: LOL
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2010, 11:22:31 AM »
  :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2010, 11:23:13 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2010, 11:25:11 AM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2010, 11:26:17 AM »
ROFLMAO...  :rofl   :rofl   :rofl   :rofl   :rofl
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2010, 11:30:05 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2010, 12:01:39 PM »
No matter how many time I her that, LMFAO!!!!!     :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2010, 02:06:46 PM »
LOL!  :rofl
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2010, 02:10:52 PM »
 :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2010, 05:09:15 PM »
Spectacular! :aok
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2010, 05:54:52 PM »
i am a tree hugger and find that funny.    :aok
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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2010, 11:29:31 AM »
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Forgot who said this while trying to take a base, but the quote goes like this. "I cant help you with ack, Im not in attack mode" This is with only 2 ack up in the town while troops were there, waiting. The rest of the town was down.

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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2010, 11:53:05 AM »
<---just checking to see if Dragon was dorking things up. Carry on  :airplane:
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2010, 12:00:26 PM »
<---just checking to see if Dragon was dorking things up. Carry on  :airplane:

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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2010, 12:08:28 PM »
Thanks Skuzzy.   :furious
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