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Offline greens

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« on: May 12, 2010, 01:46:36 PM »
TRUE STORY: about 14 years ago a ambulance gets a call, they respond to a house with a pregnant woman inside. her water broke and she was due for a baby any minute. the ambulance rushes to the hospital with the pregnant woman in agonizing pain. they get to the hospital and reach the front entrance whisk her inside reach the elevator and she screams at top of her lungs, emt says ooop shes going to have the baby in here NOW!. woman starts crying, emt says "dont feel bad" woman crys some more "I DONT WANNA HAVE MY BABY IN HERE!!!!" emt replies " don't feel bad!, we've had worse place where a pregnant lady had a baby, couple years ago we had a lady who had a baby born on the front lawn of her house!" pregnant woman crys even harder "THAT WAS ME! WAAAAAAA!!!!".
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Re: Funny
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2010, 01:49:35 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Funny
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2010, 01:57:25 PM »
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Re: Funny
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2010, 02:03:20 PM »
 :lol  I think Greens was the one born on the lawn...  :D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2010, 02:53:08 PM »
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Re: Funny
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2010, 04:43:01 PM »
Talk about irreparable damage! :lol
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Offline Curlew

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Re: Funny
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2010, 02:43:46 AM »
Do you think that first one has a green thumb?
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Offline greens

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Re: Funny
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2010, 12:21:36 PM »
Quote from: Curlew on May 13, 2010, 02:43:46 AM
Do you think that first one has a green thumb?
Prolly guna be a good mower and the 2nd prolly guna b a good elevator dude
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Offline JunkyII

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Re: Funny
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2010, 12:47:00 PM »
Did you find this on Fmylife.com?


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Offline greens

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Re: Funny
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2010, 01:23:14 PM »
no heard it at the hospital from the nurses who helped deliver onea my sons
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Offline Hap

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Re: Funny
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2010, 02:58:05 PM »
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Offline VonMessa

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Re: Funny
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2010, 03:11:01 PM »
Things are tougher, in Alaska. 

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