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Offline Kweassa

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About the Snailman
« on: May 13, 2010, 11:06:17 PM »

 Always been wondering.

 If we get him drunk and strip him of his clothes
 Does he become a slug?

 I've also heard snails were asexual... how can he be a Snail"man"?

 Something's fishy.

 I demand an explanation.


 :headscratch:

 
 
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Re: About the Snailman
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2010, 11:24:15 PM »
This could be EPIC :rock
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Re: About the Snailman
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2010, 11:26:24 PM »



He's bionic






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Re: About the Snailman
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2010, 11:30:27 PM »
so....how long have you been wondering what the Snailman looks like butt naked?



SNAILMAN CHECK 6 ! 
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Re: About the Snailman
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2010, 11:38:33 PM »
Quote from: uptown on May 13, 2010, 11:30:27 PM
so....how long have you been wondering what the Snailman looks like butt naked?



SNAILMAN CHECK 6 !  (Image removed from quote.)

NSFW (if you're a gastropod):




Orgy:





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Re: About the Snailman
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2010, 11:45:31 PM »
Oh dear,
This is one INtense thread

any chance we will get a pie chart?  :neener:



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Offline Kweassa

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Re: About the Snailman
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2010, 11:45:48 PM »
Quote from: uptown on May 13, 2010, 11:30:27 PM
so....how long have you been wondering what the Snailman looks like butt naked?



SNAILMAN CHECK 6 !  (Image removed from quote.)

I wasn't aware snails had butts....

But then again, judging from the epic visual evidence posted wrongway, it seems snailman, is more than meets the eye...

The plot thickens.

(ps) the 'orgy' photo is disturbing. I think one of those slugs is actually the snailman naked and disguised as a slug... but I can't seem to tell which one's which, or which end is which end for that matter...

(ps2) the orgy photo might be the biggest thing since tiger's wood... er.... Tiger Woods, I mean.









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Offline mensa180

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Re: About the Snailman
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2010, 11:47:11 PM »
You know what they say about big feet...or foot in this case :lol.
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Offline lyric1

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Re: About the Snailman
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2010, 11:50:27 PM »
He will be cranky about this thread.



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Offline Kweassa

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Re: About the Snailman
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2010, 11:52:57 PM »
More just in:



Oh dear lord, this is so wrong...

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Re: About the Snailman
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2010, 11:56:33 PM »
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Re: About the Snailman
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2010, 12:00:20 AM »
Quote from: phatzo on May 13, 2010, 11:56:33 PM
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This chart sir will do for now but i was hoping for a more detailed chart  :banana:




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Re: About the Snailman
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2010, 12:04:55 AM »
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Re: About the Snailman
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2010, 12:38:13 AM »
Now thats the ticket phatzo  :aok

Awesome chart bro  :salute




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Re: About the Snailman
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2010, 01:29:33 AM »
This thread makes me hungry and strangely aroused at the same time.
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