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Offline Saxman

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I would SO see this movie
« on: May 17, 2010, 05:22:22 PM »
Too bad it's not real.  :cry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZRuUbQJ7LU&feature=fvsr

(Yes, I realized this is a couple years old. I'm just sayin')
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Re: I would SO see this movie
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2010, 06:31:40 PM »
I did not know they made a movie
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Re: I would SO see this movie
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2010, 07:16:59 PM »
Came out April 1st if I recall correctly ;)

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Re: I would SO see this movie
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2010, 10:18:25 PM »
See it's things like that fake Zelda trailer and this fan made Street Fighter movie, http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=h2ZXSzaUIBQ, that prove that depending on who has control video game adaptations can be good.  Not only good but great.
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Re: I would SO see this movie
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2010, 11:57:37 PM »
I was bored one day and wrote a spec script for a Metroid movie, partly based on the Zero Mission manga with one character from the Super Metroid Nintendo Power comic. Friend of mine read it and loved it. I didn't pull any punches, either, so it was written to be Rated R. And no, there were NOT any Samus nude scenes you perverts. It's chock full of graphic scifi violence. And Samus has a very filthy mouth. :D

There's two big mistakes always being made in game movies: The first is that too often they stray WAY too far from the source material (I dare you to watch Super Mario Bros.). The second is when they dumb it down for the kiddies.

Ok, there's a third one: The studio hires Uwe Boll to make it.
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Re: I would SO see this movie
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2010, 01:26:30 AM »
IF anyone has ever deserved to be beaten with socks full of potatoes by marines it's that hack.  That man can win awards for the worst wastes of film.
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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2010, 02:32:59 AM »
I was always impressed by Grayson 

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Re: I would SO see this movie
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2010, 08:22:23 AM »
IF anyone has ever deserved to be beaten with socks full of potatoes by marines it's that hack.  That man can win awards for the worst wastes of film.

I don't know how he KEEPS making movies. At least Bruckheimer and Bay's movies rake in a ton of cash. Has Boll made anything that WASN'T a horrific bomb?
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« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2010, 08:33:14 AM »
I thought Silent Hill and even Resident Evil were pretty good game adaptations :aok
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Re: I would SO see this movie
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2010, 01:41:01 PM »
U guys wanna seee how my grampas used to live watch this movie if u ever get the chance its called " The Fastrunner" was filmed in canada. great eskimo movie  :cheers:
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