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Offline Wayout

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BP needs this guy
« on: May 29, 2010, 08:30:59 AM »
BP needs to hire this guy for their PR!   :headscratch:

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Re: BP needs this guy
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2010, 08:40:46 AM »
 :rofl
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Re: BP needs this guy
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2010, 09:41:09 AM »
 :rofl When was this made? I hope it was a joke...
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Re: BP needs this guy
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2010, 10:03:29 AM »
:rofl When was this made? I hope it was a joke...

It was made quite some time ago. I saw it a couple years ago.

Still funny as crap though  :rofl  :rofl                     

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Re: BP needs this guy
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2010, 10:11:08 AM »
 :rofl

That is funny as hell.
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Re: BP needs this guy
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2010, 10:19:50 AM »
 :rofl "The front fell off, by all means..."

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Re: BP needs this guy
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2010, 12:14:10 PM »
LOL that's hilarious! :lol
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Re: BP needs this guy
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2010, 12:42:15 PM »
Well the front's not supposed to fall off......
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Re: BP needs this guy
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2010, 01:27:29 PM »
 :aok found this extremely entertaining. thanks lads :)
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Re: BP needs this guy
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2010, 01:32:29 PM »
'Why did the front fall off?'
'A wave hit the ship.'
'Is that unusual?'
'Oh yeah, at sea? On chance in a million!'

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Re: BP needs this guy
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2010, 04:38:30 PM »
PR guy:Nothing's out there!

Interviewer:Well, there must be something out there..

P:There is nothing out there, all there is is sea, and birds, and fish....

I:and?

P:And 20,000 tons of crude oil.

I:And what else?

P:And the fire.

I:And what else?

P:And the part of the ship that the front fell off, but there's nothing else out there....It's completely void.


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Re: BP needs this guy
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2010, 11:13:54 PM »
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Re: BP needs this guy
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2010, 02:44:10 AM »
 :rofl

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Re: BP needs this guy
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2010, 09:35:37 AM »
"These ships are built to a high maritime standard, there are stringent rules about what these ships can be made of."

"Like what?"

"Well cardboard's out for a start."

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Re: BP needs this guy
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2010, 05:31:15 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

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