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Offline Wobbly

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Re: LETS GO USA!!
« Reply #120 on: June 14, 2010, 04:55:36 AM »
Selection of not very funny jokes about our goaly:

 * Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got fired because he couldn't make any stops.

* Why is Robert Green like ITV HD? They both switch off at the crucial moment. (ITV went to an advert and missed the England goal)

* Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey slip out of his grasp. So Robert Green's not the only English keeper to drop a Howler.

* What does Robert Green do after winning the World Cup? Drops his controller.

* Robert Green has just been refused a Savings Account in his Local Bank

* At least that's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning about...

* All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand...In fact they're crossing the line

* Kermit was right: It's not easy being Green.

* The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.

* Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.

* My computer's got the Robert Green virus. It can't save anything.
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Offline JimmyC

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Re: LETS GO USA!!
« Reply #121 on: June 14, 2010, 04:55:55 AM »
those horns that are incessantly being blow are are tad annoying
sounds like a swarm of flies over a dead carcass
lol
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Re: LETS GO USA!!
« Reply #122 on: June 14, 2010, 05:02:15 AM »
Quote from: Wobbly on June 14, 2010, 04:55:36 AM

* Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.


 :lol

Holland and Italy are playing today lets see what they have got to offer! 
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Offline greens

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Re: LETS GO USA!!
« Reply #123 on: June 14, 2010, 06:04:48 AM »
Fman his name hasta be <green> stupid goaly...oh wait thats fer ENGLAND woot i like him now  :rock
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Offline druski85

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Re: LETS GO USA!!
« Reply #124 on: June 14, 2010, 01:24:38 PM »
Quote from: Wobbly on June 14, 2010, 04:55:36 AM
Selection of not very funny jokes about our goaly:


Those are rough, but entertaining.   :lol

As a keeper for many years (I'm all bruised up from a game yesterday) I couldn't help but feel bad for the guy, despite how happy I was that he let it go.  Obviously I've never played on that  level, but even in a friendly game there is NO worse feeling than letting an easy shot pass.  Props to Tim Howard for a fantastic game, though.   :rock
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Re: LETS GO USA!!
« Reply #125 on: June 14, 2010, 03:37:29 PM »
YAWN

more kids running around tooting on horns and running away from contact sports.
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Offline mechanic

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Re: LETS GO USA!!
« Reply #126 on: June 15, 2010, 11:04:57 AM »
So apart form foozball and hockey, what contact sports do you have?  :confused:

Have ya ever seen a game of shinty?  :D
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Re: LETS GO USA!!
« Reply #127 on: June 15, 2010, 12:36:23 PM »
I think I found out how we cheated England!  Looks like the "Force" will now have to be tested for, along with PED's.





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Re: LETS GO USA!!
« Reply #128 on: June 15, 2010, 02:19:10 PM »
Quote from: Baumer on June 15, 2010, 12:36:23 PM
I think I found out how we cheated England!  Looks like the "Force" will now have to be tested for, along with PED's.

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I knew it some jedi knight in the crowd pullin that BS!   Green had no chance....
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Offline trax1

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Re: LETS GO USA!!
« Reply #129 on: June 15, 2010, 03:44:27 PM »
Quote from: mechanic on June 15, 2010, 11:04:57 AM
So apart form foozball and hockey, what contact sports do you have?  :confused:

Have ya ever seen a game of shinty?  :D
Well there's MMA probably the ultimate contact sport.
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Offline crazyivan

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Re: LETS GO USA!!
« Reply #130 on: June 15, 2010, 04:11:39 PM »
Replay of England vs USA in legos! :rofl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXo2nm2ODF0
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Re: LETS GO USA!!
« Reply #131 on: June 15, 2010, 04:25:55 PM »
Quote from: mechanic on June 15, 2010, 11:04:57 AM
Have ya ever seen a game of shinty?  :D

Well that's a good one (always helps when you have a weapon), but I still think Australian rules football is the toughest contact sport.

But then again, I doubt that many in the US have the livers to sit through a cricket test match.   :cheers:
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Re: LETS GO USA!!
« Reply #132 on: June 15, 2010, 04:36:16 PM »
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Offline trax1

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Re: LETS GO USA!!
« Reply #133 on: June 15, 2010, 05:55:58 PM »
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Offline Wobbly

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Re: LETS GO USA!!
« Reply #134 on: June 18, 2010, 09:25:17 AM »
Slovenia (population 2m) go 1 up after 13 minutes
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