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Offline Zoney

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Aliens took my wife.....
« on: June 19, 2010, 10:41:44 AM »
and replaced her with a replica.

I know this because last night while prepping for the FSO with my mates I heard her talking on the phone to a girlfriend......

Friend " what's your husband doing tonight"
Wife " he's flying"
Friend "really?  I didn't know he was a pilot, does he have his own plane"
Wife (giggles) "no, its not like that, he only flies so he can kill people"
Friend "                            (silence)                           "

So, it's gone from "That stupid video game" to "That stupid *!%*!%*!%^ computer game" to "That stupid G*^&&^$D flight sim" to "he's flying"

Hehehe, anyone else experience this phenomenom or is my wife now a replicant and might eat my brain?
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Offline AKP

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2010, 10:46:22 AM »
LOL... one of my squaddies wives woke him up last night so he wouldn't miss FSO!  :huh 

Methinks something strange is afoot...
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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2010, 10:51:31 AM »
my wife pays my AH account.

'nuff said.  :noid
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Offline DCCBOSS

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2010, 11:14:18 AM »
LOL my woke me up last night also so I wouldn't miss the FSO (who are these people  :noid )
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Offline ImADot

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2010, 11:14:59 AM »
Every Friday, my wife asks "Do you have sorties tonight, or is it the off night?"   :lol
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Offline BaldEagl

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2010, 11:23:57 AM »
After dinner each evening my ex wanted to watch sitcoms on TV.  Of course, that meant I had to watch sitcoms on TV with her.  By about 9:00 PM she'd see me start fidgiting and she'd say... "Oh, go play".  Did I mention ex?  Aliens took her.   :noid
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Offline Max

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2010, 11:34:30 AM »
Ever since Mrs Max discovered Facebook, she leaves me be.  :banana:
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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2010, 11:42:42 AM »
Quote from: Max on June 19, 2010, 11:34:30 AM
Ever since Mrs Max discovered Facebook, she leaves me be.  :banana:

ditto
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Offline Yenny

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2010, 12:42:05 PM »
Mine demands that I should pick up her phone call even if I'm in a dogfight=/
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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2010, 12:46:25 PM »
Quote from: Yenny on June 19, 2010, 12:42:05 PM
Mine demands that I should pick up her phone call even if I'm in a dogfight=/

Tell her to buy you a hands free, FAA regs and all
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Offline 1MADDOG1

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2010, 01:49:35 PM »
After 4 years on the game and with being with this woman for 8 years, I told my g/f to go find an Alien to take her away. Thank GOD, single again! :banana: :rofl :banana:
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Offline Bear76

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2010, 02:08:26 PM »
How much do they charge? Can I get a discount for 3 ex-wifes? I just hope they don't charge by the pound  ;)
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Offline PK1Mw

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2010, 02:12:33 PM »
Quote from: Bear76 on June 19, 2010, 02:08:26 PM
I just hope they don't charge by the pound  ;)



 :O :lol
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Offline shppr01

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2010, 02:36:07 PM »
Dont get too exited !! Fathers day is Sunday .After that things will get back to normal
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Offline Digr1

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Re: Aliens took my wife.....
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2010, 02:40:58 PM »
Perfect Fathers dat present, wife abucted by aliens
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