Dear Rest of the World,
Hi, America here. Listen, American football grew out of Rugby (which was also called football), which derived from football(soccer). So that's how the name came about; now most of us will admit it doesn't make a lot of sense that the whole world calls the game by one name but here in the U.S.A. it's something else, but that's just how it is. So go ahead and trash talk, don't worry, we'll do the same to you, but really, that argument's getting old. If the name is ever going to change, it won't be overnight, if that's all you can come up with you probably should just stop. We're going to continue talking about football and yards and you can continue talking about football and meters. May I suggest you get used to it? America has much bigger issues than football doesn't it, surely you can think of something better than making fun of football already right!?
Merci, Au revoir
-The United States of America.