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Offline AWwrgwy

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The other, other, other white meat?
« on: July 02, 2010, 10:29:14 PM »
Unicorn Meat



And, in breaking news:

National Pork Board Attempting To Halt Sales Of Canned Unicorn Meat


It's a travesty, in more ways than one.

(I thought "The other, other white meat" was baby)


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Re: The other, other, other white meat?
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2010, 10:39:04 PM »
You obviously want the Giggles and Smiles section for your cuts....the choicest looks to be the right end of the Giggle...

I am whipping out the steel to freshen the edge on my favorite Unicorn knife...

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Re: The other, other, other white meat?
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2010, 11:12:47 PM »
superglue?
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Re: The other, other, other white meat?
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2010, 11:20:24 PM »
Quote from: mechanic on July 02, 2010, 11:12:47 PM
superglue?

Shouldn't it be pointing to the hooves?


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Re: The other, other, other white meat?
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2010, 11:24:28 PM »
Quote from: mechanic on July 02, 2010, 11:12:47 PM
superglue?

Quote from: AWwrgwy on July 02, 2010, 11:20:24 PM
Shouldn't it be pointing to the hooves?

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Tragic as it might sound...and eyeopening as well...SuperGlue comes from Unicorns...specifically the Posterior Ventral region as demarcated in the schematic...

Sucks but its true...Polyisocyanurate is just a fancy name for Unicorn Bellies...

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Re: The other, other, other white meat?
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2010, 01:23:35 AM »
Unicorn Wars new show on animal planet.
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Re: The other, other, other white meat?
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2010, 05:52:11 AM »
Quote from: AWwrgwy on July 02, 2010, 11:20:24 PM
Shouldn't it be pointing to the hooves?
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Re: The other, other, other white meat?
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2010, 06:33:09 AM »
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Re: The other, other, other white meat?
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2010, 07:53:17 PM »
Actually, superglue only comes from male unicorns...
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