http://www.ivillage.com/last-airbender-worst-movie-all-time/1-a-215574?obref=obinsiteHow many ways can a movie writer say that a movie is appallingly, shockingly, historically bad? More than we can count, in fact! Here's a colorful sampling of how critics are describing Shyamalan's latest:
"The Last Airbender is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented. The laws of chance suggest that something should have gone right. Not here." -- Roger Ebert, The Chicago Sun-Times
"The dialogue... has the stilted sagacity of a fortune-cookie dictum; after each line is delivered, you may be tempted to shout out, 'In bed!'" -- Richard Corliss, Time
"The camera swoops and the music blares, but we might as well be watching a tolerant, teeth-gritting parent filming his son’s karate class demonstration." -- Keith Uhlich, Time Out New York
"The current national priorities should be as follows: reduce carbon emissions and stop funding the films of M. Night Shyamalan." -- Cliff Doerksen, Chicago Reader
"It’s a tossup as to which is worse: the script, which regularly grinds to a halt to Explain Everything until the movie curls up and dies; the shockingly dingy camerawork; or the execrable 3-D." -- Ty Burr, The Boston Globe
"As for the 3-D, I'm tempted to leave responsible critical language behind and say, quite simply, that it sucks -- except that the 3-D visuals in this movie would have to exist before they could be called terrible."-- Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly
"The movie is so dim and fuzzy that you might mistake your disposable 3-D glasses for someone else’s prescription shades... So the best way to watch The Last Airbender is probably with your eyes closed." -- A.O. Scott, The New York Times
"If any movie ever warranted a class-action lawsuit against the filmmakers, it’s The Last Airbender." -- Keith Phipps, AV Club