Hahaha, awesome. =)
Aces High version of 'Top Gear', eh? Nice one - which one of you was playing Jeremy Clarkson?
Cactuskooler had to be Clarkson, as Clarkson is often the narrator, often does not finish first, but comes up with some BS reason he won anyway. =)
Other than claiming he won, Cactus had 2 of 3 requirements ;-)
Guess that would make Soulyss, Hammond, and Mensa, May.