Radioactive level

[Dragon]

Since I aspire to become a radioactive level poster, I figured I would do the following:

1.  Post random, multiple posts, before I actually get to my point.
2.  Insult and badger some poor noob who has not figured the game out yet and believes everything is unfair.
3.  Hijack a post to talk about a sleeping appendage. 
4.  Be helpful and objective...well this should be listed in a different column. 

Some of you sure show them who the boss is.....   

Have I failed to enumerate any other ways to get to the coveted radioactive level?   

silly

[usvi]

Since I aspire to become a radioactive level poster, I figured I would do the following:

1.  Post random, multiple posts, before I actually get to my point.
2.  Insult and badger some poor noob who has not figured the game out yet and believes everything is unfair.
3.  Hijack a post to talk about a sleeping appendage. 
4.  Be helpful and objective...well this should be listed in a different column.   

5.  Post funny animal pictures.

[Chalenge]

Master the art of bloviation (def: a prolonged discourse at great length in a pompous and boastful manner).

OR play the game of "How many threads succesfully derailed in a single day."

OR just enter into at least 30 threads in a single day and randomly insert LOLs.

[texastc316]

LOLs

[JimmyC]

=1

[JimmyC]

oops ment +1

[gyrene81]

Master the art of bloviation (def: a prolonged discourse at great length in a pompous and boastful manner).

Ahem...I can name several people who are experts at that, including you and I. 
That takes too long though.

OR play the game of "How many threads succesfully derailed in a single day."

OR just enter into at least 30 threads in a single day and randomly insert LOLs.

Either one of those would rack up posts quickly.

[Chalenge]

gyrene: Look up pompous... pompous requires a lot more ego leaning than you or I have. 

[Masherbrum]

LOLs

[APDrone]

Hm.. to achieve 20,000 posts ( to be radioactive ), your post count ( 85 .. as of this response ) would mean you have 19915 posts to make before achieving your goal.

At your current post rate of .095 per day, that should be 209631 days before reaching this goal.

Or.. about 574 years.

At 15 seconds a post, the fastest you could accomplish your goal would be 83 hours... not counting downtime due to banstick for spamming.

I'd say 'good luck' in achieving your goal, but knowing the quality of the posts necessary would probably be lacking, somewhat, in cranial stimulation content, I won't. 

[Bronk]

Master the art of bloviation (def: a prolonged discourse at great length in a pompous and boastful manner).

OR play the game of "How many threads succesfully derailed in a single day."

OR just enter into at least 30 threads in a single day and randomly insert LOLs.

Or... do like you and spout hyperbole in every thread you enter.

[dirtdart]

Yes... self righteous for sure.  I am on my morality soap box.  However, when I first flipped through the boards I looked at guys posts as sort of the metric on their credibility.  Since then I have learned that this metric is more attune to my first enumerations, not particularly anything credible or helpful.  In my self righteous, thread count enhancing rant, I just wanted to openly highlight my love for those who add no value to otherwise interesting topics / conversations.  I guess I am the BB police until ack-ack shows up.  

[Dragon]

Yes... self righteous for sure.  I am on my morality soap box.  However, when I first flipped through the boards I looked at guys posts as sort of the metric on their credibility.  Since then I have learned that this metric is more attune to my first enumerations, not particularly anything credible or helpful.  In my self righteous, thread count enhancing rant, I just wanted to openly highlight my love for those who add no value to otherwise interesting topics / conversations.  I guess I am the BB police until ack-ack shows up.  

 

[jolly22]

This is a great post!!!!

[Masherbrum]

Lawnjart, you're the police of "nothing".  Skuzzy and HTC police these boards.