Believe what you will, since I'm not going to change your mind. And no, I don't have a film since I had to get a new hard drive when my brother hit my computer with his pogo stick (yeah, I don't know).
If you wish, I will up an F4U with the 500lb bomb (thats usually what I take), let you shoot both my wing tips off with a tank's pintil gun. I'll do the 10 min climb out, and then drop my bomb, attempting to hit you.