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Offline Dichotomy

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One absolutely certain way to ensure your neighbors
« on: August 05, 2010, 07:38:05 PM »
KNOW you're insane?

Start flying anywhere and realize that you haven't moved the water for a bit too long.  Run out into the yard with your hat still on with the TrackIR clip attached to it.  That will do it every time. 

I'm pretty sure the couple walking their dog are still talking about the guy cussing as he got soaked with the funny looking aluminum thing attached to his hat that lives down the street.

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Re: One absolutely certain way to ensure your neighbors
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2010, 08:48:53 PM »
Huh?   :headscratch:  What do you mean by "moved the water"

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Re: One absolutely certain way to ensure your neighbors
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2010, 09:15:05 PM »
Huh?   :headscratch:  What do you mean by "moved the water"

Sprinkler?



Watering the grass.

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Re: One absolutely certain way to ensure your neighbors
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2010, 09:21:55 PM »
yep wrong..

need to run out, move the sprinkler, grab a beer, oh hello neighbors... I don't look THAT weird.. umm ya it's the hat.. LOL
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Re: One absolutely certain way to ensure your neighbors
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2010, 09:44:51 PM »
Were you wearing JUST the hat?
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Re: One absolutely certain way to ensure your neighbors
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2010, 09:55:34 PM »
I'm crazy as a rabid rat but I'm not THAT crazy..  :O
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Re: One absolutely certain way to ensure your neighbors
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2010, 01:11:14 AM »
Lol, I think I can top that:


Walk outside with your wireless mic still cliped by your neck, after making sure your neighbors are outside in their backyard grilling something and have one of your squadmates (or just a friend from AH) call your cell phone and refer to him only by his game ID. THEN you launch into some story from your recent exploits in AH using only game lingo.

"Yeah, I nailed this guy's ass" just doesn't sound right outside of context, even when you say "but then this damn 190 started trying to pick, which made me overcontrol and auger" right after that.
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Re: One absolutely certain way to ensure your neighbors
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2010, 09:09:25 AM »
I have a growing paranoia about leaving my trackIR clip on my hat when going out.  After I leave the house I wonder how many times I touch the brim of my hat just to make sure it isn't there.

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Re: One absolutely certain way to ensure your neighbors
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2010, 10:29:58 AM »
I have a growing paranoia about leaving my trackIR clip on my hat when going out.  After I leave the house I wonder how many times I touch the brim of my hat just to make sure it isn't there.

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 :rofl  a good reason to use a track clip pro. As long as you don't walk outside, or answer the door with your headset on.
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Re: One absolutely certain way to ensure your neighbors
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2010, 11:31:01 AM »
Lol, I think I can top that:


Walk outside with your wireless mic still cliped by your neck, after making sure your neighbors are outside in their backyard grilling something and have one of your squadmates (or just a friend from AH) call your cell phone and refer to him only by his game ID. THEN you launch into some story from your recent exploits in AH using only game lingo.

"Yeah, I nailed this guy's ass" just doesn't sound right outside of context, even when you say "but then this damn 190 started trying to pick, which made me overcontrol and auger" right after that.

 :rofl  you win
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Re: One absolutely certain way to ensure your neighbors
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2010, 12:16:12 PM »
KNOW you're insane?

Start flying anywhere and realize that you haven't moved the water for a bit too long.  Run out into the yard with your hat still on with the TrackIR clip attached to it.  That will do it every time. 

I'm pretty sure the couple walking their dog are still talking about the guy cussing as he got soaked with the funny looking aluminum thing attached to his hat that lives down the street.




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Re: One absolutely certain way to ensure your neighbors
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2010, 05:07:55 PM »
Dont have Track IR but the guys in the barracks always get me for wearin a glove......just cus I hate missing those fine tuned shots :D and everyone always gripes and moves away from me and the guys in the hanger while workin on aircraft.
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Re: One absolutely certain way to ensure your neighbors
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2010, 05:48:09 PM »
hahahahah good one Dragon <S>
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Re: One absolutely certain way to ensure your neighbors
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2010, 07:11:40 PM »
I haven't logged in in ages... but for a while whenever my wife would ask me a to do something I automatically reply "roger"

I would also phantom press the "mic key" when I was about to talk.  That's when I knew I needed to take a break.