The most annoying phrases you heard growing up

[caldera]

the last one......remember that friggin song?????  they played it incessently a few years back. the shop i worked at, they kept putting that dam station on. they knew how much i didn't like that song. i warned them on this particular day, that if they wanted the radio to continue functioning, they'd be best off to not put it loud enough for me to hear it if that song came on. they didn't listen. they turned it up in fact. they lost a radio to a sledge hammer too. 

That must have been so very satisfying.  WTG

How many times do you hear some clown blasting his car stereo so everyone within a 10 block radius can "enjoy" his taste in music?
What I wouldn't give for a dash-mounted EMP device that can melt those radio circuits.   



The one phrase that my siblings and I dreaded the most growing up was:

"Go wake up your father."   

My dad liked to nap before dinner on sundays.  He did not like you if you woke him up. 
Drawing the short straw to be the one to wake him was some scary s%#@.   

[grizz441]

"because I said so" 

oh gawd, that one was annoying.

[Flipperk]

I will add to this list:


Your mom

[Tr1gg22]

Your grounded.

Weed the garden..

Were is your report card?

[CAP1]

That must have been so very satisfying.  WTG

How many times do you hear some clown blasting his car stereo so everyone within a 10 block radius can "enjoy" his taste in music?
What I wouldn't give for a dash-mounted EMP device that can melt those radio circuits.  



The one phrase that my siblings and I dreaded the most growing up was:

"Go wake up your father."  

My dad liked to nap before dinner on sundays.  He did not like you if you woke him up.  
Drawing the short straw to be the one to wake him was some scary s%#@.  

it was. soooooooooo much so. it made it much easier for me to do my job too, as none of the other mechanics would come near me for nearly a week.

 i did warn them though.

i'm thinking that they figured there was no way a skinny white dude would do that. they should've known better. 

[shotgunneeley]

"get used to it" especially in a condescending tone.

[68Wooley]

Growing up in Scotland, we had some crackers, but my all time favorite was:

"If you're no careful, I'll take the back of ma hand aff yer face" - to this day I have no idea what that means, but it was usually followed by a slap.

 

[tmetal]

I can't believe no one has mentioned this one. Maybe we all just tried to block it out, if so I apologize to the world for reminding everyone.

"Wasssup!"

The other one would be "Bud" "Wise" "Er"   :mad:damn frogs

[tmetal]

double post. sorry guys

[potsNpans]

Credit goes to my 1 of my older brothers. When asked or more like told to or get something, after task was completed it was followed by the ever resented "there's a sucker' born every minute". To wit I would respond, 

[ink]

lol

the one saying that my "dad" was fond of saying, that I have not, and will never use on my kids..."go play in traffic".

[thundabooge]

Ya heard me?

[Dichotomy]

'You just wait till your father comes home'

Cool mom he never comes home.  See ya in a week.  (he traveled a lot so, by the time he got home, he didn't care).

'This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you'

REALLY? Tell you what.  Hand me that 2 X 4 and let's test that theory. 

'Where's your sister?'

Is this a rhetorical question or are you the only person in the county that doesn't know where she is?

'What happened to you?'

I had a disagreement with someone.  They attempted to alter my opinion and actually reinforced it. This is not news. 

'Do I LOOK stupid?'

Yes, next question. 

Later in life.

'Do you love me?'

Have I said I do?  If I did I was lying but I am fond of your presence for now.  Don't push it. 

'Are you on your way home?'

No I was thinking of detouring through Guatemala.  You caught me.   

'What are you doing?'

The same thing I was doing at the same exact time you asked this question yesterday.  Wondering if the support structure in this office can handle a rope and 160 lbs for any length of time.

'I miss you'

Aim better

Recently

'I didn't understand'

I speak English.  What's not to understand?

'We're sorry'

That you got busted.

'Is it okay if?'

You're actually wasting the breath to ask me this question?

'I need you to pick up'

Get a job and pick it up yourself. 

'Is it allright if?'

Again.. if you have to ask then it's not allright. 

[CAP1]

lol

the one saying that my "dad" was fond of saying, that I have not, and will never use on my kids..."go play in traffic".

careful with saying you'll never say or do what your parents did or said.

i used to say that too. lately, more and more, i'm finding that the things my grandparents said(they raised me) that i'd do, and i said i'd never do......whelp.......they were right.

[Scherf]

"There's no such word as can't."


I nearly kicked the Vice-Principal square in the NUTS one day when he said that to me.