anyone into riddles?

[ink]

the man who made it did not want it....
the man who bought it did not need it.....
the man who got it did not know he had it.....

what is it?

[mechanic]

make mine the oceans or the sky, spread me around, dont put me in a box!  

[Jayhawk]

the man who made it did not want it....
the man who bought it did not need it.....
the man who got it did not know he had it.....

what is it?

I cheated so I'll keep my mouth shut.  I had to look it up because the only thing I could think of was an STD. 

[ink]

I cheated so I'll keep my mouth shut.  I had to look it up because the only thing I could think of was an STD. 

funny everyone guesses that first

make mine the oceans or the sky, spread me around, dont put me in a box! 

nice

[jimson]

I got it, but mechanic got it first.

How bout this one:

It is absolutely perfect. The wealthy need it, only the poorest have it and eating it will kill you.

[Pigslilspaz]

I got it, but mechanic got it first.

How bout this one:

It is absolutely perfect. The wealthy need it, only the poorest have it and eating it will kill you.

nothing

[jimson]

Yeah, it was too easy.

[fbWldcat]

I am not man-made, but bore from his evil.
Only the Dawn can fix me.
I cannot yearn, I cannot die.
But I'm highly visible to the naked eye.

This one should be fun.

[mechanic]

i knew it already, should not have spoiled but couldnt resist 

[Tupac]

I am not man-made, but bore from his evil.
Only the Dawn can fix me.
I cannot yearn, I cannot die.
But I'm highly visible to the naked eye.

This one should be fun.

Hmm Trees?

[AAJagerX]

the man who made it did not want it....  Nature.
the man who bought it did not need it.....  The CIA   
the man who got it did not know he had it.....  Poor SOB.

what is it?






HERPES!!!  

 

[BlueJ1]

Mel Gibson

[maddafinga]

What have I got in my pocket?

[AAJagerX]

What have I got in my pocket?

Lint?

[Plazus]

Here's one:

What do you put into a barrel to make it lighter?