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Offline Serenity

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Date Fail
« on: August 11, 2010, 08:55:36 AM »
It's bad enough taking her to a baseball game as a date (Unless she REALLY enjoys the sport). It's even worse when she KNOWS she's in danger. But bailing like that and then laughing as she's in pain?!? The only thing that could possibly be worse is wearing that stupid hat the way you are.

http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2010/08/10/astros-fan-whiffs-on-foul-ball-allows-date-to-get-hit/?ncid=webmail
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Offline Dragon

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2010, 09:09:46 AM »
Lucky ball.


I'd hit her.
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Offline druski85

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2010, 09:24:07 AM »
They both look like real winners -- perfect for one another. 

Nice work, Bo.   :lol
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Offline CAP1

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2010, 09:40:38 AM »
the dude is a mouth breather. need we say anything more?
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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2010, 09:49:33 AM »
Quote from: CAP1 on August 11, 2010, 09:40:38 AM
the dude is a mouth breather. need we say anything more?

No lie.  Chivalry is dead with rutabagas like this guy running around.

"I'll protect you if a foul ball comes our way...don't worry, babe."
"I got it...I got it..."
"No I don't...I might get hurt..." (run away and let the chic take her chances)
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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2010, 09:54:50 AM »
Quote from: ImADot on August 11, 2010, 09:49:33 AM
No lie.  Chivalry is dead with rutabagas like this guy running around.

"I'll protect you if a foul ball comes our way...don't worry, babe."
"I got it...I got it..."
"No I don't...I might get hurt..." (run away and let the chic take her chances)

i should've added.....if that were my sister or daughter......he'd find himself in the same pain she was in....then he'd never be allowed near her again
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Offline Shuffler

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2010, 10:20:48 AM »
I saw the clip yesterday. The guy would be perfect for one of those loser shows..... some call reality but they are far from it.
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2010, 10:47:13 AM »
wow the reporter sure heaved him under the bus  :lol
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Offline gyrene81

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2010, 12:29:41 PM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on August 11, 2010, 10:47:13 AM
wow the reporter sure heaved him under the bus  :lol
Probably should have been the bus terminal at quitting time.

That girl was very cute...obviously has emotional issues, otherwise she would not have been with such a loser.
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Offline branch37

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2010, 12:51:01 PM »
Yall are just sooo harsh.  He said plain as day that the ball was "lost in the lights"   :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2010, 12:52:30 PM »
Quote from: gyrene81 on August 11, 2010, 12:29:41 PM
Probably should have been the bus terminal at quitting time.

That girl was very cute...obviously has emotional issues, otherwise she would not have been with such a loser.

She's probably available now. 
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Offline gyrene81

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2010, 12:57:18 PM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on August 11, 2010, 12:52:30 PM
She's probably available now. 
I doubt it, did you see the way she hung with "money" even when the interview was over? I'm betting after the game on the drive home in his hoopty, he was doin a whole lot of "oh baby, y'all know ahz gonna takes car uv yoo. e-it was juss a mis-take an woan happen agin. ah swarz."

 
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2010, 01:00:17 PM »
sadly you are probably right. 
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Offline Flipperk

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2010, 01:02:41 PM »
Oh no....



.... it was at a ASTROS game! *Looks out the window towards the Houston skyline* We are all doomed...
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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2010, 01:11:35 PM »
He should of jumped on her, it would of been well worth the hit.  :P
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