this thread is doomed but, what the heck, I'll play
A Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.
Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.
The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.
A man is only as faithful as his options.
The wise speak when they have something to say,
the fools speak when they have to say something.
