« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3   Go Down

Author Topic: Confucius says:  (Read 1340 times)

Offline Patches1

  • Nickel Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 668
Re: Confucius says:
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2010, 09:25:24 AM »
Innocence lost, like time, cannot be regained.
Logged
"We're surrounded. That simplifies the problem."- Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, General, USMC

Offline vafiii

  • Copper Member
  • **
  • Posts: 315
Re: Confucius says:
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2010, 01:27:37 PM »
"Man with big feet pay more for shoes"
Logged

Offline 68ZooM

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6337
Re: Confucius says:
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2010, 01:41:40 PM »
" man with one leg has no chance at butt kicking contest "
Logged
UrSelf...Pigs On The Wing...Retired

Quote from: hitech on May 02, 2013, 04:20:22 PM
Was me, I bumped a power cord. HiTEch

Offline Mano

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2202
Re: Confucius says:
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2010, 03:20:24 PM »
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Logged
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

Offline allaire

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1239
Re: Confucius says:
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2010, 03:48:19 PM »
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Logged
"I drank what?" -Socrates

Offline Pigslilspaz

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3378
Re: Confucius says:
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2010, 03:48:53 PM »
Quote from: allaire on August 12, 2010, 03:48:19 PM
Man who run in front of car get tired.

gah, beat me to it by 5 seconds, lol
Logged

Quote from: Superfly
The rules are simple: Don't be a dick.
Quote from: hitech
It was skuzzy's <----- fault.
Quote from: Pyro
We just witnessed a miracle and I want you to @#$%^& acknowledge it!

Offline Mano

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2202
Re: Confucius says:
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2010, 04:11:44 PM »
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
Logged
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

Offline dyna76

  • Copper Member
  • **
  • Posts: 289
Re: Confucius says:
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2010, 08:51:00 PM »
Man who sleeps with woman in pantry gets butt in jam                       :bolt:
Logged

Offline Slade

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1848
Re: Confucius says:
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2012, 11:28:45 AM »
Quote
Confucius say Wofat knows all!!

Just talked to Wofat.  He says, "Truth waits for eyes unclouded by longing. ... and deth Ha Ha Ha!!!"


Logged
-- Flying as X15 --

Offline flatiron1

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1682
Re: Confucius says:
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2012, 11:37:11 AM »
He who craps in road meets flies on his return.
Logged

Offline caldera

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6479
Re: Confucius says:
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2012, 11:58:03 AM »
From Murder by Death:



"He who talk to cow on wall, like train without wheel.  Go no place fast."
Logged
Snuggie - voted "Sexiest Man Alive" for the entire Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!

Offline B4Buster

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4816
Re: Confucius says:
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2012, 12:22:57 PM »
To make egg roll: push it.
Logged
"I was a door gunner on the space shuttle Columbia" - Scott12B

Offline grizz441

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7001
Re: Confucius says:
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2012, 12:26:33 PM »
Confucius say, man not like taste of own medicine as much as taste of own toot.
(grizz original)
Logged

Offline Dragon

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7055
      • AH JUGS
Re: Confucius says:
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2012, 12:55:56 PM »
Quote from: JB42 on August 11, 2010, 10:09:38 AM
Confusius Says: Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger!

Anybody else have any confucianisms?






He who bumps threads from the past is soon to have no future.
« Last Edit: February 03, 2012, 12:57:45 PM by Dragon »
Logged
SWchef  Lieutenant Colonel  Squadron Training Officer  125th Spartan Warriors

Offline Shuffler

  • Radioactive Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 27321
Re: Confucius says:
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2012, 12:57:19 PM »
He who corrects others stands to be corrected  :neener:
Logged
80th FS "Headhunters"

S.A.P.P.- Secret Association Of P-38 Pilots (Lightning In A Bottle)
Pages: 1 [2] 3   Go Up
« previous next »