Author Topic: Date Fail  (Read 649 times)

Offline Serenity

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2010, 02:24:35 PM »
No lie.  Chivalry is dead with rutabagas like this guy running around.

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Actually, I blame the females. There are many guys who still believe in chivalry, but girls aren't interested in that when they're young and fun, they want the rush of a bad boy who doesn't care about them.

Offline gyrene81

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2010, 03:50:03 PM »
Actually, I blame the females. There are many guys who still believe in chivalry, but girls aren't interested in that when they're young and fun, they want the rush of a bad boy who doesn't care about them.
Too true and today if you're not dressed like vanilla ice money in a hoopty blasting some extreme base with indecipherable lyrics...only the 2 a.m. girls are lookin at ya.
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Offline Serenity

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2010, 03:51:46 PM »
Too true and today if you're not dressed like vanilla ice money in a hoopty blasting some extreme base with indecipherable lyrics...only the 2 a.m. girls are lookin at ya.

Yep :(

Part of the reason I REALLY hate this point in my life, lol.

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2010, 04:53:38 PM »
Yep :(

Part of the reason I REALLY hate this point in my life, lol.

It don't get easier, jsut enjoy it the best ya can.  :D
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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2010, 05:02:13 PM »
That boy is a dou*he.  
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Offline Saxman

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2010, 05:48:23 PM »
He should hook up with Brandon Phillips. One tool deserves another!

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Offline bagrat

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2010, 07:31:48 PM »
lol what a douc*e!
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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2010, 07:39:49 PM »
He looks like a moron and she's probabally very VERY easy (skank)
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Offline RightF00T

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Re: Date Fail
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2010, 11:09:21 PM »
I bet the news outlets love this day and age where countless BS and internet meme can be "news".  I saw a news article on Yahoo that the lone person being followed by Kanye West on twitter doesn't like it now....yes that was the whole point of the article.   :huh