You know you play too much AH when....

[FLOTSOM]

when you try to convince your boss to sign up for AH and learn how to play, cause you know he will get addicted and have to play at work. then he will start to demand that you sign in on the other computer and wingman him. he will glad pay you $??.?? an hour just to clear his SIX

 

 

[tmetal]

your wife/girlfriend tells you that you keep saying "check it" or "copy" in your sleep

[Flipperk]

I remember back in junior high we were playing dodge ball and I told someone to check their 6 out loud. About half the gym looked at me with a weird look....

[guncrasher]

You go to an early meeting and they ask you why you are mad, and you tell them that you are tired of getting ho'd every nite.



Semp

[ink]

when you are driving down the highway after, you take your foot of the gas you coment to your wife "this thing holds its E good"     

[dyna76]

Driving down the interstate using my sunroof to check high and my mirrors to check my six and realize i miss my exit so i do a split S across the median, cut the turn to sharp, take a mirror off my truck from hitting a sign, scream "dang it I just lost an airleron" and merge onto off ramp with sweat pouring from my face and wife giving me the "what the !*#& was that!" look as she pries her fingers off the dashboard.

[Dichotomy]

aaaannnnd the first thing you attempt to check is your damage list display

[Flipperk]

When you fork out money to play an imaginary war...

[redwing7]

When you're flying the real thing and you just wish you could go home and log on.
When you see an aircraft below and just itch to roll in on his six.
When you forget it's not a cartoon plane and try to roll onto his six.

We have a winner

[FLOTSOM]

when your flying down the highway and someone cuts into traffic directly behind you so you roll down the window looking for flaps cut the wheel hard right and pull the floor shifter into low trying to chop throttle!!!!! then when the cop gets to the scene and asks you what the hell happened you complain "HE TRIED TO PICK ME THEN THE NOOB COLLIDED WITH ME!!!!!"  

[Airborne]

when you have a conveniently placed rock scar on the wind shield of your truck and you find yourself lining up or leading a vehicle ahead of you for the killshot....




I started doing this the other day inadvertently (sp?) then laughed when I realised what I was doing...

~ABN

[Dichotomy]

when your flying down the highway and someone cuts into traffic directly behind you so you roll down the window looking for flaps cut the wheel hard right and pull the floor shifter into low trying to chop throttle!!!!! then when the cop gets to the scene and asks you what the hell happened you complain "HE TRIED TO PICK ME THEN THE NOOB COLLIDED WITH ME!!!!!"  

Scarier

The cop understands what you are talking about, writes the other guy a ticked 'for beeing dweeb', the begins to discuss tactics with you. 

[Tupac]

When you try to pull lead on planes turning base when you are on downwind.
You say "Im gonna vulch his arse" to the instructor as you fly over an airfield with a plane on the runway.
You think that you are qualified at spin recovery because you fly cartoon airplanes.

[cactuskooler]

You're at the gas station and are wondering if you should put only 50% gas in so you can get around the corners faster.

[Plawranc]

You spend school hours drawing your dogfights from last night on paper and work out how things went.

You are talking to people and you say roger instead of yeah.

You end MSN and Facebook convos to your friends with <S>

You spend your time in the back seat of your parents car holding your hands like an MG pulling lead on neighbouring cars and making gun noises.

You go flying with the Air Force Cadets and you keep scanning the sky for enemy planes.

You are talking to friends and someone is approaching you give speed and direction (12 oclock coming in fast)