For Dads with Daughters

[Dichotomy]

I'm good Ghost... fortunately I don't have to deal with that and Squid knows I'll stomp a mudhole in him if he's even remotely disrespectful to anybody.

I did have a plan for dealing with a daughters boyfriends.  She's going to be late it's a female thing.  So invite the lad in, offer him a drink, shoot the bull with him.  When she's ready query them about their plans for the evening.  Then say 'that would be great but he's been drinking... yall have a seat'

joking of course

[68ZooM]

remember the scene from bad boys 2 when reggie came to pick up martin lawerences daughter, him and will smith were priceless in that    bet alot of Fathers feel the same way

use this in the youtube search....  bad boys II 2 reggie & marcus best dating scene ....  NOT for the Office and not for Kids... lol poor Reggie 

[redman555]

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Haha, now that is a good one.

[tmetal]

I had the "hurt her in any way and I'll kill you" conversation with my step daughter's real dad, does that count?

[WMLute]

I dated the daughter of a Homicide Police Officer who was a former Green Beret and MACV-SOG.

Our fist date he had every gun he owned on the kitchen table and he was 'cleaning' them when I showed up.

He was cleaning his .45 service pistol and had the slide off. 

Pointing the gun right at me he said, "Son, have you ever looked down the barrel of a .45 before?"

Immediately followed with, " So what time are you bringing my little girl home tonight?"

Her curfew was at 11pm. 
I said 10pm. 
He was happy.

(if he knew what happened in those 3-ish hours I woulda been shout of course...)

[Babalonian]

I have 6 daughters... I am covered head to toe in tattoo's, my face is tattooed, . I'm 6 ft 220. I have done prison time, I have been told many, many times I am a very intimidating guy.

I have spoken with the kids that want to date my girls along the lines of this...." I understand why you would want to date my Daughter, I don't understand why she wants to date you, I want you to know I would easily die for her, how much easier would it be for me to kill for her, Harm her in any way..."

when I have done this I look the kid dead in the eye, they get the point very quickly.

Reminds me of the father of this gorgeous, sweet and endowed girl I dated in high school.  She came up to me early one day at the start of class and gave me a letter from her father (wasn't directed at me she said, just anyone wanting to date her) along the lines of "To whomever wants to date my daughter, she's 16 and capable of making her own decisions.  And whichever decisions you make while dating her, just remember this, I'll be waiting on the front porch polishing my gun and waiting for you to bring her home to me."

[Tupac]

I'm always best dressed and respectful when I meet a girls dad, I understand how protective you guys can be.

In my opinion, its all how respectful you are, but not dressing like a punk cant hurt.

[ink]

Reminds me of the father of this gorgeous, sweet and endowed girl I dated in high school.  She came up to me early one day at the start of class and gave me a letter from her father (wasn't directed at me she said, just anyone wanting to date her) along the lines of "To whomever wants to date my daughter, she's 16 and capable of making her own decisions.  And whichever decisions you make while dating her, just remember this, I'll be waiting on the front porch polishing my gun and waiting for you to bring her home to me."

lol thats funny...I have actually get letters from boys that want to date my girls, about how much they love her and will treat her great....lol

[Dichotomy]

Mister Ink

You are a very scary person.  Please do not hurt me for glancing in your daughters general direction. 

Warmest Regards

Chuck Norris

[ink]

Mister Ink

You are a very scary person.  Please do not hurt me for glancing in your daughters general direction. 

Warmest Regards

Chuck Norris

 

[4440]

Being a Hick and all that, I simply told her that if he won't buck Hay then she should start looking elsewhere.

[Babalonian]

lol thats funny...I have actually get letters from boys that want to date my girls, about how much they love her and will treat her great....lol

  that must be great reading material.  I actually suspected that's what my friend's dad wanted in responce to that short memo that he had a few dozen copies made of and given a stack to his little girl to pass around school to all the boys interested in dating her, intimidate the shmucks and try to get the decent ones to step up to the plate, lol.  He was actually a really laid back guy, but a single no-BSin dad so I greatly respect him.  Always had his daughter home before curfew, and if we hung out afterwards it was at her house, and if I ended up spending the night I made sure I was asleep in the living room before he woke up at dawn, lol (which in hindiste was a mute point, we would fool around in her room or before comming home and then she would insist I stay the night in the living room if it was late, and then she would just passout with me on the couch or floor out there anyways, but at least it was in plain site and we had our clothes on and I guess he was happy/fine with it).

[bagrat]

anyone else ever ask for a girls number an have to answer this tricky little question.... "That depends what are your intentions?"
followed by picking her up later and getting frisked by her police uncle, who knew we were leaving shortly and attemted to offer me a beer...tricky tricky.

[Becinhu]

My girls can't date until they are 25. Then I'll think about it.  I can top the clay pigeons though.  Tell him I can hit a deer running full out at 200 yards...How fast are you?

I still need to mount the shotgun over the door before they even get close to dating age.

[fbWldcat]

I dated one girl whose dad lifts weights and had biceps the size of a medium sized canteloupe. I think he tried to intimidate me a couple of times. I am about 6' and still growing, he on the other hand, is about 5' 7". I wrestle and used to play football.. (Course that was before the accident).   His intimidation tactics didn't work. Turns out he was a great guy.