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Offline Blooz

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Re: Tired of the Eggos
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2010, 10:53:44 PM »
Sticky subject.

Couldn't come up with anything butter than this?
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Re: Tired of the Eggos
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2010, 10:54:50 PM »
I am completely tired of all the incessant waffling on these forums that seem to be here, solely for breakfast’s sake. Most of these involving one or more pastries that can't seem to get their slices out of their toasters. There are multiple waffles I see that are guilty of this. The worst part is that much of this goes on in the breakfast section of these menus. Constantly, when there are good toppings and/or syrups, they constantly get spilled for the lulz or end up starting some huge argument which mostly ends up becoming a battle of two Eggos that refuse to leave their plates and go do something productive.

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Re: Tired of the Eggos
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2010, 11:02:05 PM »


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Re: Tired of the Eggos
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2010, 11:14:55 PM »
I like waffles and Eggo's aren't them. Kind of equivalent to saying instant coffee is coffee. :neener:
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Re: Tired of the Eggos
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2010, 11:23:17 PM »
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Re: Tired of the Eggos
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2010, 11:24:59 PM »
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Re: Tired of the Eggos
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2010, 11:41:56 PM »
I like waffles and Eggo's aren't them. Kind of equivalent to saying instant coffee is coffee. :neener:

I think we need to iron out this point before the thread is toasted
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Re: Tired of the Eggos
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2010, 12:32:14 AM »
This problem is almost as bad as the debate of link vs patty.  Do we HO for ease in cooking or better flavor?  Which should I run to the store to purchase?  I have a craving now and can't decide which to pick.
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Re: Tired of the Eggos
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2010, 01:48:23 AM »
American breakfast are wrong 'Waffles' and 'Syrup' in the morning!
This is the major problem with AHII allowing this to continue :old:

Full English Breakfast is as follows:

Bacon,Eggos,tomatoes,fried bread,mushrooms is a proper breakfast.

Nutritional value, don't know and don't care.

We did not gain the British Empire and lose it eating cakes and Syrup in the morning :old:

Hash Browns though are a very good idea  :old:
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Re: Tired of the Eggos
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2010, 01:52:21 AM »
American breakfast are wrong 'Waffles' and 'Syrup' in the morning!
This is the major problem with AHII allowing this to continue :old:

Full English Breakfast is as follows:

Bacon,Eggos,tomatoes,fried bread,mushrooms is a proper breakfast.

Nutritional value, don't know and don't care.

We did not gain the British Empire and lose it eating cakes and Syrup in the morning :old:

Hash Browns though are a very good idea  :old:


No wonder you're all so cranky. You're all constipated  :D :bolt:

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Re: Tired of the Eggos
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2010, 01:57:02 AM »
Thought it was all the salt beef and lemons dipped in grog they fed your seamen in those ships of the line that won the British Empire? The only way to get real food was to conquer the world. You ever tried salt beef, lemons and hardtack dipped in grog? Tastes like what old gym socks smell. Any sane man would gladly help conquer the world to stop eating that foul stuff.
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Re: Tired of the Eggos
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2010, 02:08:42 AM »
Yes constipated eggos  :old:

Where's our tea! :old:
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Re: Tired of the Eggos
« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2010, 04:17:40 AM »
American breakfast are wrong 'Waffles' and 'Syrup' in the morning!
This is the major problem with AHII allowing this to continue :old:

Full English Breakfast is as follows:

Bacon,Eggos,tomatoes,fried bread,mushrooms is a proper breakfast.

Nutritional value, don't know and don't care.

We did not gain the British Empire and lose it eating cakes and Syrup in the morning :old:

Hash Browns though are a very good idea  :old:


Mmmmm . . .

My wife and I enjoyed delicious full English breakfast on our visit to London, in a pub founded in 1873.  I added another ingredient that should become a standard part of that:  a beer.

We also got to meet and spend some time with Wurzel, Mrs. Wurzel, and SF3!  It was excellent.

However, for waffles, here are the best ones in the world -- from Roscoe's House of Chicken n Waffles (in Los Angeles area):



These are not sissy waffles, for a light breakfast before taking your Prius on a drive.  They are substantial, manly waffles that hold up their part of a 3000 calorie breakfast, needed before one climbs into one's light-armored urban-assault vehicle (such as a 1978 Mercury Marquis Brougham that gets 5 miles to the gallon of gas and less than 5 miles to the gallon of oil) to go run over fire hydrants, small animals, etc. on the way to one's destination (namely, the couch, for a several-hour nap after eating so much).
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Re: Tired of the Eggos
« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2010, 04:40:08 AM »
This waffle contributed to the downfall of world communism! :old:
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Re: Tired of the Eggos
« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2010, 04:41:41 AM »
American breakfast are wrong 'Waffles' and 'Syrup' in the morning!
This is the major problem with AHII allowing this to continue :old:

Full English Breakfast is as follows:

Bacon,Eggos,tomatoes,fried bread,mushrooms is a proper breakfast.

Nutritional value, don't know and don't care.

We did not gain the British Empire and lose it eating cakes and Syrup in the morning :old:

Hash Browns though are a very good idea  :old:

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