If....

[oakranger]

A tree fell in the woods and nobody was not around.  Dose it make any sounds? 

[Scotch]

Where did Nobody go?

[FA-ref-u-g]

A tree fell in the woods and nobody was not around.  Dose it make any sounds? 

why wouldn't it?

[mbailey]

Where did Nobody go?

The bathroom, Nobody is always slacking off 

[morfiend]

A tree fell in the woods and nobody was [not] around.  Dose it make any sounds? 

  This is exactly why the squirrels are there for your protection!


  The bracketed word doesn't belong.

   

[oakranger]

  This is exactly why the squirrels are there for your protection!


  The bracketed word doesn't belong.

   

I will buy that

[minke]

Ok I'll bite -

This phrase always gets my goat. Of course it makes a sound. What, the laws of physics suddenly stop working when nobody is there? A lack of presence doesn't negate the sound created. Anyhoo glad I got that off my chest 

[Meatwad]

A tree fell in the woods and nobody was not around.  Dose it make any sounds? 

It goes.....crackcrackcrack....p sssshhhhh.....BOOM!!!

[sandwich]

[oakranger]

Ok I'll bite -

This phrase always gets my goat. Of course it makes a sound. What, the laws of physics suddenly stop working when nobody is there? A lack of presence doesn't negate the sound created. Anyhoo glad I got that off my chest 

But how do you know it make a noise when it falls when nobody is around? 

[minke]

The laws of physics are a universal constant?

[Vulcan]

This phrase always gets my goat. ... Anyhoo glad I got that off my chest 

What are you doing with this goat and why exactly is it on your chest?

[BrownBaron]

why wouldn't it?

This is true, It should. The problem here is that one can not provide evidence, as there is no suitable experiment.

[ImADot]

Do you only exist when others see/hear you? 

[morfiend]

Do you only exist when others see/hear you? 

   No! you only exist because you think you do.