Practical Jokes with Squaddies...

[papjohns]

Here is one...no worries; it was all in good fun and we both laughed.

http://files.enjin.com.s3.amazonaws.com/32032/modules/forum/attachments/lol%40zila_1283711156.ahf

What practical jokes have you played on your squaddies? Please share, so that I may expose my fellow squadrons to more cruel and original jokes than my predictable/lame one.

[curry1]

lol

[redman555]

Well, I flew up behind my fellow CH when he was afk and when he typed "Im back" I just held down my trigger right above him and he freaked out lol.  Looked like plane was having a seizure.


-BigBOBCH

[Nemisis]

Not one I did, but one that's been done to me:

I was helping a squaddie test out planes he liked in the MA, and we were trading kills back and forth. He said there was a set of Lancaster's was out to hit the base I was using, so I went and chased them down in my already shot up La-7. After wasting the last 50 rounds on the Lancaster, I proceded to ram the cocpit of the lead bomber in a futile attempt to kill him. Upon dieing, it said my squaddie had shot me down. Apparently, he had upped some bombers to flatten the base I was using.

[BoilerDown]

When I first started playing AH there was a post by a guy who said he recorded the sound of bullets hitting an aircraft in AH, flew into a huge dogfight, and broadcast "CHECK IT BREAK BREAK" over range followed by the playback of that sound file... then watched as everyone started breaking in every direction.  Wish I had been there!

[Tupac]

I gave one of my squaddies a frantic check 6 when he was landing, and shot tracers above his head. He broke, and his wing clipped the ground then he exploded.

Turns out he had 11 kills.

[mensa180]

I joined my squad, joke's on them.

[Nemisis]

When I first started playing AH there was a post by a guy who said he recorded the sound of bullets hitting an aircraft in AH, flew into a huge dogfight, and broadcast "CHECK IT BREAK BREAK" over range followed by the playback of that sound file... then watched as everyone started breaking in every direction.  Wish I had been there!

Oh damn, thats the best I've heard of in game or on the BB  !

[caldera]

When I came back from a break in the game, I decided to play a little joke on my squaddies by posing as a street slang spewing punk.
Logged on under a different ID that only the CO knew about and he told them about their new squaddie.  Didn't use a mic so they couldn't tell it was me and I proceeded to hurl non-stop insults at them in ghetto-ease.  Here is a screenie (hard to read but funny).  I told them my name was "Killa Doggg." 

[GearJrk]

Yeah, I was constantly screwing my squaddies.  One guy was heading out in a heavy 47.  I snuck up on him in a 51 and when he said he was back I let loose a few rounds over the top of his canopy.  He jerked the stick so hard he immediately started spinning.  As he's sitting there spinning he let's loose all his bombs and rockets.  It was quite the airshow.  He gets control and identifies the bogey and let's loose a profanity laden diatribe on me.  We had a good laugh.   

[Tec]

What practical jokes have you played on your squaddies?

I meatspun the Muppet forum a couple April fools days ago.

[oTRALFZo]

Squaddie of mine mentioned to me how cool it was that there was no filter on the .p command and you can type just about any obscenity you can think of. So I played along and tried it on him.
Well after about 10 obscene msgs I PMd him. He had told me that he took screenies and was about to the .report on me

[Tupac]

I meatspun the Muppet forum a couple April fools days ago.

Epic.

[Pigslilspaz]

Squaddie of mine mentioned to me how cool it was that there was no filter on the .p command and you can type just about any obscenity you can think of. So I played along and tried it on him.
Well after about 10 obscene msgs I PMd him. He had told me that he took screenies and was about to the .report on me

 

[redman555]

I meatspun the Muppet forum a couple April fools days ago.

 

-BigBOBCH