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Offline maus92

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G-bar
« on: September 26, 2010, 02:33:21 PM »
One of the things that you cannot simulate easily or accurately in a flight sim is the "seat of the pants" feel that gravity affords.  This game gives some indication of G-forces by using "tunnel vision,"  black-out, and red-out visual effects, and in some planes, a G-meter.  But when fighting, the G-meter is irrelevant (except to the maintenence officer) because you feel G's.  The visual effects are good, but is there anything else that can be done to simulate/represent G's without making the sim too gamey?  Flame away.
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Offline Killer91

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Re: G-bar
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2010, 02:37:37 PM »
Easy. Use an ejection seat for your pc chair. As soon as you start turning fire it off and then you can actually feel the G's your toon pilot is feeling  :devil
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Re: G-bar
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2010, 02:54:07 PM »
Wouldn't you shoot through the roof?

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Re: G-bar
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2010, 05:05:21 PM »
Wouldn't you shoot through the roof?

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Re: G-bar
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2010, 06:50:09 PM »
To simulate G's you need to do the following:

While sitting at the PC you keep your feet in a tub of warm water. Attach a nipple clamp to each nipple and connect the clamps to a 12 volt charging system. With a simple bit of coding and an interface, each time you pull + or - G's you will be fed some current into your nipple clamps, strength depending on the amount of G's being pulled. More G's, the stronger the current is.

With this, you can experience the wonderful world of G forces without leaving the comfort of your home!

Call within the next 10 minutes and we will throw in an additional set of stainless nipple clamps with your CPID engraved into them. With these you will never have to experience the akward moment of looking for lost clamps.

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Re: G-bar
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2010, 07:05:03 PM »
To simulate G's you need to do the following:

While sitting at the PC you keep your feet in a tub of warm water. Attach a nipple clamp to each nipple and connect the clamps to a 12 volt charging system. With a simple bit of coding and an interface, each time you pull + or - G's you will be fed some current into your nipple clamps, strength depending on the amount of G's being pulled. More G's, the stronger the current is.

With this, you can experience the wonderful world of G forces without leaving the comfort of your home!

Call within the next 10 minutes and we will throw in an additional set of stainless nipple clamps with your CPID engraved into them. With these you will never have to experience the akward moment of looking for lost clamps.

Warranty void for Masochists

I'll take two!

Also, could you throw in the... family jewel clamps to simulate negative Gs?
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Re: G-bar
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2010, 07:40:57 PM »
Is that like a G spot?  :huh
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Re: G-bar
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2010, 08:29:02 PM »
I'll take two!

Also, could you throw in the... family jewel clamps to simulate negative Gs?

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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2010, 09:40:19 PM »
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Re: G-bar
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2010, 10:00:54 PM »
Wear a helmet
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Re: G-bar
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2010, 12:27:50 AM »
maybe like a stamina bar indicator, so if u are high g fighting for too long the bar indicator will empty amd u will black out sooner or not be able to turn as hard as u normally would to represents exhaustion.....im just sayin :D
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2010, 04:40:04 PM »
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Re: G-bar
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2010, 05:18:42 PM »
Get a USB G-Collar.  Fits snugly around your neck and plugs into any available USB port.  Email HTC for a waiver and the special activation code and fly, fly, fly.  Every time you pull G's, the collar inflates - restricting the bloodflow to your brain.  Higher G-loads means more pressure.  Sustained high-G maneuvers may result in unconsciousness and/or death (hence the HTC waiver).

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Re: G-bar
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2010, 06:04:13 PM »
Imadot didn't the kungfu died while doing the beta testing for that device?


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Re: G-bar
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2010, 10:27:27 PM »
Imadot didn't the kungfu died while doing the beta testing for that device?


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what is "the kungfu"

Did bruce lee die testing the inflatable usb collar?
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