Dear Jerry,
Thank you so much for keeping coach Cupcake and Rudy on the staff. After wasting 13 hours in five weeks watching arguably the most talented team in the NFL kill themselves with penalties, taking stupid time outs, blow easy interceptions, invent new ways to turn the ball over, and generally play like a bunch of dogs, you have freed up my Sundays for the rest of the year.
Jerk
Warmest Regards
Dicho