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Offline phatzo

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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2010, 04:16:53 PM »
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2010, 05:16:37 PM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on October 12, 2010, 08:11:42 AM
Well it's a sad day at research central.  I have to give Roger his release.  It seems he circulated a memo directing a visiting dignitary to, and I quote, 'cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring'.  This is a serious institute and we have no room for that kind of silliness.

I would have done that same thing in your position.
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2010, 09:43:12 PM »
Reading the Bristol evening post, I had come across this article:


As for the performance of Superintendent Harry "Snapper" Organs as Sancho Panza the audience were bemused by his high-pitched Welsh accent and intimadated by his abusive ad-libs
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2010, 10:01:06 PM »
Looking for a safe job
we're doing one next Friday
call Nobby or Stan
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #34 on: October 12, 2010, 10:06:04 PM »
There is a notable lack of confirmation of the 'Newt' allegations.

I sense a coverup.

Sombody call Woodward!!


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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #35 on: October 12, 2010, 10:07:43 PM »
But they got better..........
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #36 on: October 13, 2010, 08:42:24 AM »
New research project starting this week and I'm very excited about it.  Transportation of coconuts using only the power of swallows.  We got shipments of African and European swallows in today. 
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2010, 09:46:12 AM »
How can a 3oz swallow carry a 1 pound coconut?
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2010, 09:55:26 AM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on October 13, 2010, 08:42:24 AM
New research project starting this week and I'm very excited about it.  Transportation of coconuts using only the power of swallows.  We got shipments of African and European swallows in today. 

there are soooooooo many funnies running through my head right now!!!!!! but i cant write any of them without being subjected to the HAMMER of the SKUZZINATOR.................. but im certain you guys could figure them out on your own..
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2010, 10:24:22 AM »
had the same type of thoughts the other day when I read the title to http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,298272.0.html

buuuuuttt.. I shall not digress

ALBATROSS!!!!!
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2010, 10:27:42 AM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on October 13, 2010, 10:24:22 AM
had the same type of thoughts the other day when I read the title to http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,298272.0.html

buuuuuttt.. I shall not digress

ALBATROSS!!!!!

i saw the title and knew without a doubt that i would get myself into sooooooo much trouble if i even looked into the thread! so i have still yet to read it  :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2010, 10:31:08 AM »
 :rofl  :aok

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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2010, 12:37:24 PM »
In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's bladder.
In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the goat FIRST.
In 1874, Americans enlarged the condom so that it would fit.
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #43 on: October 13, 2010, 12:58:25 PM »
The ministry of silly walks is thataway ----->
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #44 on: October 13, 2010, 08:57:49 PM »
I'm a lumberjack and I'm Ok
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