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Offline Simaril

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Re: Official Monty Python Thread
« Reply #60 on: October 20, 2010, 02:18:51 PM »
Lovely plumage....
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Re: Official Monty Python Thread
« Reply #61 on: October 20, 2010, 02:20:04 PM »
First thou shalt take out the holy pin
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Re: Official Monty Python Thread
« Reply #62 on: October 20, 2010, 03:05:29 PM »
It got better...
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Re: Official Monty Python Thread
« Reply #63 on: October 20, 2010, 04:47:07 PM »
Noo I've got to go to the Robinsons they've lost nine today
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Re: Official Monty Python Thread
« Reply #64 on: October 20, 2010, 04:55:40 PM »
Graham Chapman as Arthur
John Cleese as the Black Knight


King Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
 
[the Black Knight doesn't respond]

King Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

[no response]

King Arthur: I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at Camelot.

[no response]

King Arthur: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?

[no response]

King Arthur: You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy!

[attempts to get around the Black Knight]

Black Knight: None shall pass.

King Arthur: What?

Black Knight: None shall pass!

King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.

Black Knight: Then you shall die.

King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

Black Knight: I move for no man.

King Arthur: So be it!

[they fight until Arthur cuts off Black Knight's left arm]

King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!

Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!

King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!

Black Knight: No, it isn't!

King Arthur: Well, what's that then?

Black Knight: I've had worse.

King Arthur: You liar!

Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!

[they fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight's right arm]

King Arthur: Victory is mine!

[kneels to pray]

King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -

[cut off by the Knight kicking him]

Black Knight: Come on, then.

King Arthur: What?

Black Knight: Have at you!

King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!

Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?

King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastage. You've got no arms left!


lol love that movie, priceless stuff

the scene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno&feature=related
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Re: Official Monty Python Thread
« Reply #65 on: October 20, 2010, 05:50:45 PM »
Lucky Bastage!   cleaned up somewhat,from the life of Brian,the UFO crash...... never fails to crack me up!


   
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Re: Official Monty Python Thread
« Reply #66 on: October 20, 2010, 07:13:36 PM »
<As cart of dead bodies goes by, lady at top of the stairs swings a cat instead of a rug beater>
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Re: Official Monty Python Thread
« Reply #67 on: October 20, 2010, 07:34:13 PM »
Dinsdale!
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Re: Official Monty Python Thread
« Reply #68 on: October 20, 2010, 07:42:39 PM »
Lousy vikings...
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Re: Official Monty Python Thread
« Reply #69 on: October 20, 2010, 07:44:09 PM »
I can't believe we haven't visited this yet

'We're knights of the round table
we dance whener we're able
we do routines and chorus scenes
with foot work in pec able'

or

'his head smashed in
and his heart gouged out
and his liver removed
and his bowels unplugged
and'

well I'll stop there

 :rofl Dinsdale... GENIUS
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Re: Official Monty Python Thread
« Reply #70 on: October 20, 2010, 07:50:33 PM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on October 20, 2010, 07:44:09 PM
I can't believe we haven't visited this yet

'We're knights of the round table
we dance whener we're able
we do routines and chorus scenes
with foot work in pec able'

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place.
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Re: Official Monty Python Thread
« Reply #71 on: October 20, 2010, 07:52:52 PM »
And what could be the MA theme song for so many:

"When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled"
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Re: Official Monty Python Thread
« Reply #72 on: October 20, 2010, 08:00:39 PM »
Quote from: Simaril on October 20, 2010, 07:52:52 PM
And what could be the MA theme song for so many:

"When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled"

At the risk of going off this wonderful topic, the theme song (actually battle cry) for the rest would be "LEEEEEEEROOY... Jenkins!!"
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Re: Official Monty Python Thread
« Reply #73 on: October 21, 2010, 06:01:34 AM »
Quote from: Simaril on October 20, 2010, 07:52:52 PM
And what could be the MA theme song for so many:

"When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled"

Gatorade up the nose at 6 am is NOT pleasant Sim!!!  :rofl

Bravely taking to his feet
he beat a very brave retreat
brave brave brave
Sir Spitdweeb
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Re: Official Monty Python Thread
« Reply #74 on: October 22, 2010, 10:32:25 PM »
"Tudor Employment Agency!"
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