alert the consortium!!!
while flying in the AvA arena last night, i was able to take to the air in my mighty pee38 o doom. i came across an me109g2.
normally this would not present a problem in itself. what follows is seriously disturbing, and could unhinge the allied cartoon war effort.
upon merging with the 109, i was able to establish an altitude advantage. although this particular me109 was expertly flown, by a cartoon luftwienie pile-it that was VERY good at hiding his energy, in his relentless attempts to get above me, he finally gave me a good quick snapshot. i took it, and witnessed cannon rounds strike his engine cowl area, immediately followed by black smoke. i knew this was the beginning of the end for him. it was only a matter of time.
but now, comes the disturbing part. as i was lining up a shot to finish him off, he pointed his nose to mother earth, at a rather specific angle. namely, 30 degrees. the exact same angle that our special mode 17 blenders require to allow our pee38's to submerge.
i witnessed him easily submerge into mother earth.....
leaving nothing but the telltale smoke trail where he entered, and his shadow(the one thing we can never hide)
as i firewalled the throttles to get up out of his "zoom" range, i witnessed a subterranean explosion.....
this leads me to believe one of two things.
A) there is a spy among us
2) the cartoon luftwaffer is secretly working on their own mode 17 blender, and although close has not yet perfected it.
gentlemen, we MUST not let this happen. we MUST stop the production of such a device. should the luftwaffer fully develop such a dastardly device, the results could be catastrophic for the cartoon allies.
