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Offline Nwbie

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Todays chuckle
« on: October 21, 2010, 10:02:58 AM »
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying:  "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."

 

The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

 

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.



A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this:  "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma."  The next day the grandmother died.
 

"Holy Moley, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
 


Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy."  He practically went into shock.


He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.  He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.  He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

 

Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.  When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"


He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."



She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me.  This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson.

 
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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2010, 10:25:06 AM »
 :rofl
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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2010, 10:51:10 AM »
 :rofl :aok
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Offline Tr1gg22

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2010, 01:06:34 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2010, 01:19:22 PM »
 :lol
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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2010, 02:41:45 PM »
 :rofl :aok
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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2010, 02:46:38 PM »
 :lol Took me a few seconds to get it.  :D
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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2010, 03:00:18 PM »
 :rofl :rofl thats a good one.

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2010, 03:43:27 PM »
DOH!!  lol
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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2010, 04:15:37 PM »
Well played. *golf clap*

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2010, 04:26:12 PM »
 :lol


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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2010, 05:18:00 PM »
LOL!
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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2010, 09:08:01 PM »
 :rofl :rofl

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2010, 09:10:12 PM »
I use to tell a similar one about the milk man but every time I told it I missed a new part as my drunken state advanced over the next 2 years.....yea here I am :lol

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2010, 09:10:49 PM »
 :lol :rofl :aok