Office half day?

[Yossarian]

[whiteman]

[milesobrian]

I know your just pulling their leg but the convention must be a lot of work for them.


I will be leaving the shop before 2pm to head to College Station. My Daughter's boyfriend is lead guitar in a band called DunVille. They are playing Friday night at a place called Schotzi's. We are going to see them.

So another Con I will miss.......... hope everyone has a safe good time.

your daughters boyfriend?  why would you waste your time with him...if some guy was dating my daughter i would beat the toejam outta them until they died.

[Rino]

     You are soooo obvious.


     And not at all amusing, just sad.

[Brooke]

Miles, you are way too soft.  Half days?  Feh.  What about evenings off?  What about all of those meal breaks and bathroom breaks and sleep?  People need to skip those in the name of progress.  What is needed here is a chair with a hole in the seat, a bucket underneath, and a vat of Flaturin(TM) with a tube to drink from.  Maybe some medications or electrodes or something to obviate the need for sleep.  Anything less is unacceptable.

[Jayhawk]

your daughters boyfriend?  why would you waste your time with him...if some guy was dating my daughter i would beat the toejam outta them until they died.

Maybe you haven't thought this through all the way, because in a couple of years when you become interested in girls, you're gonna have to deal with "daddy."  Maybe we should let him know your stance on boyfriends, I mean you can't really be upset at him for beating you if that's what you support.

[Zoney]

your daughters boyfriend?  why would you waste your time with him...if some guy was dating my daughter i would beat the toejam outta them until they died.

Yeah, thats using your noodle there Miles.  It would be soooooooooo much better if no one ever showed any interest in your daughter, she lives a frustrated solitary life and dies at 87 years old as a virgin.  No companion through life, no grandchildren for you, and the elimination of one more set of substandard genes from the pool.


It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

[milesobrian]

Yeah, thats using your noodle there Miles.  It would be soooooooooo much better if no one ever showed any interest in your daughter, she lives a frustrated solitary life and dies at 87 years old as a virgin.  No companion through life, no grandchildren for you, and the elimination of one more set of substandard genes from the pool.


It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

i dont even have any children....i got a girl pregnant once and forced her to abort

[grizz441]

<trolls scouts shake head in disapproval and walk off>

[Dichotomy]

*blank stare* *follows Grizz out*

[68ZooM]

i dont even have any children....i got a girl pregnant once and forced her to abort

i bet you did Stud, lol  trollmeter rating.....0     

[Zoney]

i dont even have any children....i forced a girl to have sex with me once but she had a abortion

Fixed

[lyric1]

Well this is getting ugly.

[SWrokit]

[StokesAk]

[insert picture of troll]