di·chot·o·my
/daɪˈkɒtəmi/ Show Spelled[dahy-kot-uh-mee] Show IPA
–noun, plural -mies.
division into two mutually exclusive, opposed, or contradictory groups: a dichotomy between thought and action.
When I worked for Philip Morris as the National Event Coordinator for their country dance contest. We were in a meeting in New York and the Director of Marketing jokingly said 'hey when we go to the clubs (my name) can teach us how to country dance'
'No actually I can't'
'Can't dance never bothered to learn as I was always DJ'ing'
he give me a long look and says
'So, let me get this straight, you're running the worlds largest amateur dance contest for the worlds largest cigarette manufacturer and you can't dance and don't smoke'
'Pretty much'
'Boy you're just a walking talking dichotomy'
And that's been me since.