First thing that comes to mind is stepping in Chichen watermelon for some reason,,,,,,
Nice.Pet the pig.Smoke a doobie with it.feed it well, and one day......BAM!Some friend you are (kan i haz sum bakonz, pleeze)
Well, if he doesn't do it, Waystin may be up to the job.However, from the looks of things, your pig had better get with the program before something explodes.
Was me, I bumped a power cord. HiTEch
That is why you go barefoot, so you don't get the chicken watermelon on yer boots. Darn city folks don't know nuthin.