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Offline 4deck

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New Security for Airports
« on: October 29, 2010, 07:33:25 AM »
Apparently the Isrealis are working on something

FINALLY, A great alternative
to body scanners at airports . . .
The Israelis are developing
an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with
full-body scanners at the airports. It’s a booth you can step into that will
not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They
see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling.
It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice
would be swift. Case closed! You're in the airport terminal and you hear
a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system
. . .
"Attention standby passengers. We
now have a seat available on flight number XXXX. Shalom!"


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Re: New Security for Airports
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2010, 07:36:31 AM »
 :rofl
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Re: New Security for Airports
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2010, 07:52:19 AM »
 :rofl :aok
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Re: New Security for Airports
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2010, 09:18:16 AM »
 :rofl perfect!
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Offline 68Mason

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Re: New Security for Airports
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2010, 09:36:15 AM »
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That is perfect!
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Re: New Security for Airports
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2010, 09:38:15 AM »
:D
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Re: New Security for Airports
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2010, 12:25:20 PM »
brilliant!  :rofl :rofl

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Re: New Security for Airports
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2010, 02:01:29 PM »
Does it make Box Cutters and plastic guns also explode, or explosives in a suitcase?  :noid   As always, security comes up with the dumbest ideas ever  :rofl
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Re: New Security for Airports
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2010, 02:03:29 PM »
Does it make Box Cutters and plastic guns also explode, or explosives in a suitcase?  :noid   As always, security comes up with the dumbest ideas ever  :rofl

nope. that's what the full body scanners are for.

 we as a people seem awfully willing to give up a lot for a false sense of security.
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Offline Tigger29

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Re: New Security for Airports
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2010, 02:05:45 PM »
It's all fine and dandy until someone's... I don't know.. tooth filling blows up or something LOL

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Re: New Security for Airports
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2010, 02:26:12 PM »
It's all fine and dandy until someone's... I don't know.. tooth filling blows up or something LOL

so does that mean if you have crowns, root canals, or fillings you aren't gonna be allowed to fly?
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Re: New Security for Airports
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2010, 02:30:11 PM »
 :rofl
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Offline dedalos

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Re: New Security for Airports
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2010, 02:46:59 PM »
nope. that's what the full body scanners are for.

 we as a people seem awfully willing to give up a lot for a false sense of security.

Bahahaha, we finally on the same page on something  :D
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Re: New Security for Airports
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2010, 10:16:30 PM »
Its a pointless idea that will never happen

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Re: New Security for Airports
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2010, 11:06:49 PM »
 :rofl :rofl

Its a pointless idea that will never happen

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