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Offline Tupac

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Have lost all faith in National Geographic
« on: October 30, 2010, 09:35:03 PM »
They have a show running about zombie apocalypse, never gonna touch natgeo again.
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Re: Have lost all faith in National Geographic
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2010, 09:59:19 PM »
I havent found anything of interest on that channel in a long time.
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Re: Have lost all faith in National Geographic
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2010, 10:06:34 PM »
Nature Host:

"Ah yes, the elusive Zombetula gora, otherwise known as the common stalking zombie, is a rather clever creature who will hide in plain-sight and wait for the typical minor character in a B-rated sci-fi or hapless cheerleader to wander across his path. The zombie will suddenly appear and eat the minor character when he is most distracted with the cheerleader's bra. Here, we see the brute in the process of devouring the brains of a divorce lawyer..."
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Re: Have lost all faith in National Geographic
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2010, 10:14:01 PM »
Continuing the last post.

As you can see, he slowly consumes his prey, waiting for- *SNAP* Oh Bloody Hell! He has spotted us! Run!.....

Gasp* Thank god we got out of there in one piece, eh, Reginald?... Reginald?

*Zombified Reginald comes up behind the host and kills him, beginning to eat his brains. The camera man is soon the only one to survive in yet another anti-climactic zombie apocalypse story in which the person who survives wasn't even a necessary part of the story.

Thank you, NatGeo for this insight into the future (not).
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Re: Have lost all faith in National Geographic
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2010, 11:13:46 PM »
Love how they're all for the Lowest Common Denominator theme programming, but couldn't be bothered to run ONE commemorative program on D-Day.
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Re: Have lost all faith in National Geographic
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2010, 11:17:00 PM »
Quote from: Saxman on October 30, 2010, 11:13:46 PM
Love how they're all for the Lowest Common Denominator theme programming, but couldn't be bothered to run ONE commemorative program on D-Day.

I was a bit dissapointed with that as well, even the military channel didnt have much.
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Re: Have lost all faith in National Geographic
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2010, 11:27:54 PM »
i've always wondered....zombies eat a LOT of brains......but ya never see them poop. what happens to all that brain they eat?   :noid :bolt:
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Re: Have lost all faith in National Geographic
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2010, 11:52:01 PM »
Nobody poops in movies.  Well, there's that video people used to shock each other on the net, but....
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Re: Have lost all faith in National Geographic
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2010, 05:49:46 AM »
Quote from: shotgunneeley on October 30, 2010, 10:06:34 PM
Nature Host:

"Ah yes, the elusive Zombetula gora, otherwise known as the common stalking zombie, is a rather clever creature who will hide in plain-sight and wait for the typical minor character in a B-rated sci-fi or hapless cheerleader to wander across his path. The zombie will suddenly appear and eat the minor character when he is most distracted with the cheerleader's bra. Here, we see the brute in the process of devouring the brains of a divorce lawyer..."

I didn't know they had brains
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Re: Have lost all faith in National Geographic
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2010, 06:30:26 AM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on October 31, 2010, 05:49:46 AM
I didn't know they had brains

Amen brother, amen.

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Re: Have lost all faith in National Geographic
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2010, 06:53:20 AM »
Quote from: Muzzy on October 30, 2010, 11:52:01 PM
Nobody poops in movies.

... and survives it :uhoh

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Re: Have lost all faith in National Geographic
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2010, 06:56:05 AM »
Austin Powers did when the Irish guy tried to strangulate him... Just saying... :noid
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Re: Have lost all faith in National Geographic
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2010, 08:21:00 AM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on October 31, 2010, 05:49:46 AM
I didn't know they had brains

divorce lawyers?

of course they do. they convince one spouse that they can and should rake the other spouse over the coals, because they don't get along anymore. they also convince the spouse that they'll be rich.
 the spouse doesn't realize that the rich person that the divorce lawyer is talking about is himself.  :noid
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Re: Have lost all faith in National Geographic
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2010, 08:46:16 AM »
On the opposite side of that...have you ever thought it might just be a Halloween weekend type of thing?

However I typically don't watch that channel anyway.
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Re: Have lost all faith in National Geographic
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2010, 12:55:10 AM »
Hm up here, NatGeo had an entire day special on outer space... "Naked Science" - lots of episodes about possible life in space etc.

Though last week's Discovery Channel special on space was MUCH more in-depth.
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