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Offline RoGenT

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Just for giggles
« on: November 05, 2010, 03:09:55 PM »
I asked this in the game and it got good replies so figured, why not on here?  :lol



So what is the most deadly ack of all?:

Puffy: It hits you once no matter how far away, it either is going to kill or hurt you bad.

Auto: You are having a good time getting vulches or taking the town/base in name of capturing it and boom, tower

Wife: Doesn't matter how good you are, she always manages to shoot you down one way or another....
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Offline tmetal

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Re: Just for giggles
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2010, 03:22:57 PM »
anyone have ideas on how to de-ack the wife when chaff$$$ isn't available?
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Offline JimmyC

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Re: Just for giggles
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2010, 03:54:39 PM »
shag her  :aok
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Re: Just for giggles
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2010, 03:58:37 PM »
anyone have ideas on how to de-ack the wife when chaff$$$ isn't available?

I pay for her Friday evening yoga classes so I am ack-free for the FSO's.
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Offline redwing7

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Re: Just for giggles
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2010, 04:01:28 PM »
shag her  :aok

Tried that..... but she got mad when I didn't take the headset off....... :headscratch:
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Re: Just for giggles
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2010, 04:22:53 PM »
Tried that..... but she got mad when I didn't take the headset off....... :headscratch:

But the Track IR didn't bother her?
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Re: Just for giggles
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2010, 04:59:15 PM »
Wife ack is unerringly accurate and definitely the deadliest!
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Re: Just for giggles
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2010, 05:21:24 PM »
You guys are all so silly....................

I'm single!!!   :x

And that is the best defense right there fella's.  :aok
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Offline dunnrite

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Re: Just for giggles
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2010, 05:34:11 PM »
You guys are all so silly....................

I'm single!!!   :x

And that is the best defense right there fella's.  :aok

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 :D
Amazing you could actually recruit that much suck into one squad.
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Re: Just for giggles
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2010, 05:37:22 PM »
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Re: Just for giggles
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2010, 05:43:53 PM »
I asked this in the game and it got good replies so figured, why not on here?  :lol



So what is the most deadly ack of all?:

Puffy: It hits you once no matter how far away, it either is going to kill or hurt you bad.

Auto: You are having a good time getting vulches or taking the town/base in name of capturing it and boom, tower

Wife: Doesn't matter how good you are, she always manages to shoot you down one way or another....

the one comin in on ya in his pee38.  :noid
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Offline bustr

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Re: Just for giggles
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2010, 06:46:54 PM »
The intellegent self secure woman knows if you are playing AH, you are home in her house not out trollop trolling, drunk or doing drugs.

She knows on average you will be glued to your monitor about two hours a night and to work what she wants round that. If something as simple as an internet kiddies game can make you happy and keep you in a resonably good mood over the long run. Then she isnt paying for rehab, a shrink, a bar bill, or a devorce lawyer. At least you are not in public acting like the littel boy who emberasses the heck out of her at times. Just in front of your PC yelling at the cartoons.

But, if one of her children or grand children starts hanging out with you playing the game right beside you. She may never let you out of the house again as long as she gets to peek in and see something that special to HER. She may suddenly ask you if your connection has enough bandwidth and to look into what that will cost. And all these years she acted like the only bit she understood was byte(ing) a Bon-bon.

Just internet connection + $14.95p/m. Along with a projected new PC every 3-5 years and occasional hardware upgrades.

To bad many don't calculate this game into the future the same way they count every penny in their Health Plans. In many cases this game is a cheap effective way to maintane mental health in a male. I would suspect the real reason many girlfreinds and wives cause problems for you over palying this game is you are using the game to avoid problems with your mate instead of faceing them first.
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Re: Just for giggles
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2010, 03:58:11 PM »
maintain mental health?  Man, they don't write funny like that anymore. :aok
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