Spit pilot #1 excuse me sir.........you missed the ultra skin melting scanner back at the terminal, you will now have to come with us for the indepth and extremely detailed full cavity search.....
Spit pilot #2 ooohhhhh i call dibs on the (insert name of favorite jet airliner orafice here).........
Spit pilot #1 Willie would you stop broad casting that on an open channel!!!!!!
Boeing Pilot are these wanks insane?
Boeing Co-pilot bet if we throttled up the jets we could rip off their pretty wings!
Spit Pilot #2 hey whats that whoooshing noise?????