Your Favorite Quotes!

[APDrone]

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. "  Mr. Carlson, WKRP

[DREDIOCK]

"If you can think of it. Somewhere out there exists pron of it" -One of my sons friends

[Latrobe]

"If you can think of it. Somewhere out there exists pron of it" -One of my sons friends

Rule 34 of the internet 

[1Boner]

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. "  Mr. Carlson, WKRP

 

A classic!!

[phatzo]

Chopper: Oh, Keithy. I always thought I was a good bloke.
Keithy George: Ha. What did you ever do that was good?
Chopper: Well, I bashed you. That was good, wasn't it? It was good for a bit of a giggle, anyway.
 Mark Brandon Read

[MachFly]

Almost forgot to post this one


Now, if I had to make the choice of one fighter aircraft above all the others - one that I'd rather have tied to the seat of my pants in any tactical situation - it would be, without any doubt, the world's greatest propeller driven flying machine - the magnificent and immortal Spitfire."
Lt. Col. William R. Dunn
flew Spitfires, Hurricanes, P-51s, P-47s, and F-4s

[bagrat]

If you never learn to hit the curve ball, that's all life will ever throw at ya.
                                                                                                                   -Eye Forget

[Amaazee]

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
-Winston Churchill

A joke is a very serious thing.
-Winston Churchill

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
-Winston Churchill

[Latrobe]

Almost forgot to post this one


Now, if I had to make the choice of one fighter aircraft above all the others - one that I'd rather have tied to the seat of my pants in any tactical situation - it would be, without any doubt, the world's greatest propeller driven flying machine - the magnificent and immortal Spitfire."
Lt. Col. William R. Dunn
flew Spitfires, Hurricanes, P-51s, P-47s, and F-4s

 

[Dichotomy]

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. "  Mr. Carlson, WKRP

 

[VonKost]

I sniped a few good ones...

Above all, I shall see to it that the enemy will not be able to drop any bombs.

— Hermann Goering, German Air Force Minister. German original: "Vor allem werde ich dafur sorgen, dass der Feind keint Bomben werfen Kann."

No enemy bomber can reach the Ruhr. If one reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Goering. You may call me Meyer.

— Herman Goering, German Air Force Minister, addressing the German Air force, September 1939.

Hitler built a fortress around Europe, but he forgot to put a roof on it.

— Franklin D. Roosevelt

Offense is the essence of air power.

— General H. H. 'Hap' Arnold, USAAF.

No aircraft ever took and held ground.

— US Marine Corps Manual

If we maintain our faith in God, love of freedom, and superior global air power, the future [of the US] looks good.

— General Curtis Lemay


If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting.

Curtis Lemay

[1pLUs44]

Never take life too seriously, nobody makes it out alive anyways.

[hymi]

Play fast but don't hurry       John Wooden

[kilo2]

“For all men would be cowards if they durst” John Wilmot

“The present is never our goal: the past and present are our means: the future alone is our goal. Thus, we never live but we hope to live; and always hoping to be happy, it is inevitable that we will never be so.” Blaise Pascal

"Hell hath no limits, nor is circumscribed
In one self-place; for where we are is hell,
And where hell is, there must we ever be."
Mephistopheles
Marlowe's Faustus