Your Favorite Quotes!

[Latrobe]

Time to share some of your favorite quotes! 



"Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks."-Col. William O. Darby, U.S. Rangers

"We're surrounded. That simplifies the problem."- Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC


Not sure if this next one is really true or not, but it's still funny.

"My fellow Americans. I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."- President Reagan, before a scheduled radio broadcast, unaware that the microphone was already on



And the best and most wise quote ever!

Draft beer, not people - Unknown

[Blooz]

"Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes"

"Scratch one flattop!"

"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few."

"My God, what have we done?"

That's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind."

"Let's roll!"

"Either you're with us or you're with the terrorists."

[Dichotomy]

Latrobe the Reagan one actually happened.   

[Curval]

Member of Parliament (Gladstone) to Benjamin Disraeli:  "You Sir, will die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease"

Disraeli's response:  That would depend Sir if I embraced your policies or your mistress.

[expat]

what  ****ing iceberg .      Capt of the Titanic

[Simaril]

Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.  - Friedrich von Schiller

[Simaril]

The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
  - Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Simaril]

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.  Thomas A. Edison

[guncrasher]

"go ahead and drop the troops man ack is dead"

"bogie is on fire, it cant harm anyone now"

"no way a spitfire, can catch my fw190"

"there was five of you and you ho'd me?"

"bring troops in we got plenty of cap"

"town is down, let the troops go"

"werbie has no turret"

Semp

[dunnrite]

"I Feel Sorry for People Who Don't Drink. When They Wake up in the Morning, That's as Good as They're Going to feel All Day."

[WyoKId]

"Outside of a dog , a book is a mans best friend . Inside a dog it's too dark to read.
                                                                     

Groucho Marx

[Simaril]

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
  - Groucho Marx

[Latrobe]

"Just drive down that road, until you get blown up."- General George Patton, about reconnaissance troops

"It takes a brave man to be a coward in the Red Army."- Joseph Stalin

"Gentlemen, we are being killed on the beaches. Lets go inland and be killed."- General Norman Cota: Omaha Beach, 1944

[Simaril]

You can’t polish a turd
-   Robert Prosky

[Simaril]

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
  - Douglas Adams