how about a nice wagon wheel of squeakers and a couple of old farts perched above wondering which one to pick and how soon the whine will hit 200?

If I shoot him he will whine
if I shoot him he will send in the film
if I shoot him i will get a pm
all the while sitting on a branch of a tree looking like vulchers ( sorry for the spelling!) above the fight,, and assuming a heard of squeakers could put together a wagon wheel to start with!