Same aswell. 
anyone got any good jokes? 
-So a horse walks into a bar and the bar tenders says, "why the long face?"
-A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. "What can I get you?" asked the bartender. 
"Anything but a Canadian Club" replied the seal. 
-This guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head. 
The bartender says, "Hey, what's that?" 
To which the frog replies "I don't know. It started as a wart on my bum and this happened."
-A rabbi, a priest, and a bishop walk into a bar. 
The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"