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Offline pumaclaw

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i have a problem here....
« on: January 07, 2011, 09:33:24 PM »
ok heres the problem
approx. 8:30 pm today i farted....
it smelled like cherries and i last ate an enchillada 40 minutes before.
is this a problem or is my sense of smell leaving me at 15?  :headscratch:
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Re: i have a problem here....
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2011, 09:46:03 PM »
Quote from: pumaclaw on January 07, 2011, 09:33:24 PM
ok heres the problem
approx. 8:30 pm today i farted....
it smelled like cherries and i last ate an enchillada 40 minutes before.
is this a problem or is my sense of smell leaving me at 15?  :headscratch:

Eat a hot pocket or some taco bell. It should flush out your system and General Colon Bowel will be barking out orders by tomorrow morning.
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Re: i have a problem here....
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2011, 09:52:45 PM »
Quote from: Tupac on January 07, 2011, 09:46:03 PM
Eat a hot pocket or some taco bell. It should flush out your system and General Colon Bowel will be barking out orders by tomorrow morning.
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Offline Wildcat1

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Re: i have a problem here....
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2011, 09:54:22 PM »
Quote from: Tupac on January 07, 2011, 09:46:03 PM
Eat a hot pocket or some taco bell. It should flush out your system and General Colon Bowel will be barking out orders by tomorrow morning.

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Re: i have a problem here....
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2011, 11:17:31 PM »
Phew! That's some stinky bait.
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Offline shppr01

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Re: i have a problem here....
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2011, 11:03:29 AM »
Solution:  STOP smellin your farts!!!! :x
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Re: i have a problem here....
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2011, 11:18:49 AM »
First thing I thought of when I saw the thread title:

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Offline pumaclaw

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Re: i have a problem here....
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2011, 11:27:20 AM »
Quote from: Tupac on January 07, 2011, 09:46:03 PM
Eat a hot pocket or some taco bell. It should flush out your system and General Colon Bowel will be barking out orders by tomorrow morning.
:rofl
i tried it and it doesnt work
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Quote from: SmokinLoon on December 31, 2010, 08:57:57 AM
the crying would be worse than a gym full of 300 children who just saw Barney get killed.  :lol

Offline Grisbeau

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Re: i have a problem here....
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2011, 01:42:19 PM »
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: i have a problem here....
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2011, 04:34:49 PM »
try some jalapenos..

natures laxative
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Offline pumaclaw

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Re: i have a problem here....
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2011, 07:47:40 PM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on January 08, 2011, 04:34:49 PM
try some jalapenos..

natures laxative
nah...i dont need to blow myself into outerspace...but i did eat a few pickles and now my farts are back to normal...
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Quote from: SmokinLoon on December 31, 2010, 08:57:57 AM
the crying would be worse than a gym full of 300 children who just saw Barney get killed.  :lol

Offline curry1

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Re: i have a problem here....
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2011, 11:39:12 PM »
Quote from: caldera on January 08, 2011, 11:18:49 AM
First thing I thought of when I saw the thread title:

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OH Sheet thats funny.
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Offline caldera

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Re: i have a problem here....
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2011, 12:15:53 AM »
These are even better:




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