so i'm sitting there, and the dentist is drilling, and prepping 2 teeth for crowns. i got lucky.....didn't need either of them root canaled.
anyway, he's drilling away, his assistant has that vacuum tube in my mouth, and another assistant walks by. the one working with the dentist makes a comment to the one walking by........"you've got nice skin for your age".
so now, the other assistant stops.....the one that made the comment realizes it wasn't the best thing to say....and the dentist is struggling to not laugh out loud while he's still drilling in my mouth.
sheesh!!!! i'm one of those big sissys when it comes to the dentist to begin with....friggin scared to death of them......and here this guys assistant does that.
in hindsight, it's really funny......but it wasn't a little while ago.
Sissy, try having open wrist surgery to remove glass out of it for over an hour without any anethesia or pain killers sometime. Priceless was the look on the doctor's and nurse's faces when they realized they had given me none after the procedure was finished.
Nurse - "Want more pain killers for the pian?"
Me - "I haven't had any yet, but I'd love some."
*dead silence and blank faces for 5 seconds by the three nurses and doc in the room*
Doc - "Give him a full dose of morphine."
*couple minutes pass as a nurse goes out to fetch the morphine and the rest of them quickly leave the room. the nurse returns with it and checks my chart.*
Nurse - "Now you're sure you weigh 280 pounds?"
Me - "Last I checked, probabley a little more."
*huge grin emerges on the nurse's face as he draws the morphine into his syrynge. As he is injecting it into the IV line he tells me this is the largest single dose of morphine he's ever administered, and for me to relax and enjoy... that I did*