Oh come on you wimps... die

the best way to combat the long term ill effects of consuming non-organic chemicals as food is to consume more non-organic chemicals to patch the problem...
1) Eat petroleum based foods
2) get cancer 20 years later
3) take drugs to deal with the cancer (and possible other side effects all better than death)
4) smoke weed and make yourself eat, take tons of opiates so ward off the pain & hope your hair grows back.
5) get cancer again but a different kind.
6) hope they find some more chemicals to combat the current problems that only have the side effect of creating more problems later.
7) die!