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Offline Wayout

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My 1 day employment
« on: January 25, 2011, 02:41:07 PM »
My 1 day employment

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid,
Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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Offline Dadsguns

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Re: My 1 day employment
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2011, 02:49:16 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline Shuffler

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Re: My 1 day employment
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2011, 03:04:24 PM »
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Offline NormH3

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Re: My 1 day employment
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2011, 03:12:22 PM »
When I read that, I heard Ron White's voice.....mmm.mmm tater salad
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Offline MarineUS

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Re: My 1 day employment
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2011, 03:40:59 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I hated working at Wal~Mart. Getting Micro-managed and told Marines were too stupid to reach Management (even though I was in the first bracket for next management position).

I got fired because I "looked like I hated my life working in the back." - Well seeing as how I had just gotten my H1N1 vaccine 3 weeks before hand....I had been sick. It's ok though. I got that beach fired.
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Offline 007Rusty

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Re: My 1 day employment
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2011, 03:43:52 PM »
 :rofl     :aok
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Offline Mar

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Re: My 1 day employment
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2011, 05:10:20 PM »
Oh man, you can be my greeter any day! :aok :rofl
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Offline Volron

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Re: My 1 day employment
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2011, 05:11:47 PM »
That was friggen awesome!  :rofl

"So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid,
Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' "

EPIC!  :rofl

You Sir, deserve a medal, but you owe me a drink...  :salute  :rofl
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Offline ShyGuy12

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Re: My 1 day employment
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2011, 05:14:44 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :D :aok :salute
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Offline Flipperk

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Re: My 1 day employment
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2011, 06:50:56 PM »
Oh man, Ron White is one of my favorite comedians
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Offline StokesAk

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Re: My 1 day employment
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2011, 07:24:35 PM »
 :rofl
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Offline F22RaptorDude

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Re: My 1 day employment
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2011, 07:31:58 PM »
You are the most amazing guy i have ever had the privilege of seeing talk on this forum.  :salute  :cheers:
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Offline eagl

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Re: My 1 day employment
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2011, 07:37:08 PM »
I think it is funny reading posts from people who didn't understand that it was a joke.   :aok
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Offline F22RaptorDude

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Re: My 1 day employment
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2011, 08:58:39 PM »
I get the joke lol, i've just never thought anyone could do that. Its amazing just sayin
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Offline Flipperk

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Re: My 1 day employment
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2011, 09:12:51 PM »
Quote from: F22RaptorDude on January 25, 2011, 08:58:39 PM
I get the joke lol, i've just never thought anyone could do that. Its amazing just sayin

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