time to fire up another invoice 
To: Fudgums
Re: Invoice Number 134151541
Description of damages:
Fudgums comment caused an instant bodily reaction which caused the drink I had just ingested to force itself into my sinus cavities and, subsequently, onto both my monitor and my keyboard.
Claim: Cleaning Services and replacement of parts that may have been damaged
Monitor: Allow invasive elements to dry, remove dust through utilization of dust 'rags', a gentle application of manufacturers recommended cleaning chemicals.
Keyboard: Tossed in the dust bin and replaced.
Actual Damages:
$200 for cleaning services 
$15 for keyboard 
$1000 for labor
Total 
$1215.00 (US) 
Designers know how to charge for labor 'hours' too