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Offline 5PointOh

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A Story....
« on: January 30, 2011, 05:41:17 PM »
One day in Bishland, an evil force tried to conquer the land.  An alert was put out but only a few brave souls showed.  One hero ups a P-40E in attempts to stop the evil!



Our hero blast his way to the city to protect the sheep and bars, all the while tracers whipping by his cockpit...



Gads! The evil doer Dadsgun appear and riddles our hero's P-40 with holes.  "ARRRRRRGH" Yells our hero as blood is spewn all over.



I must bail he says to himself, its the right thing to do


"Thanks to these secret invisible chutes the Bish R&D department had developed, no one will even notice me"

Our hero ponders "do I give up and toss a couple of pints back, or do I defend?"


"Defend IT MUST BE! HAULT EVIL!!!" He shouts!


But the enemy continue to pour through the door.  Our hero fights valiantly with his .45. "DIE EVIL HOARDER" he screams



Alast the base is safe!!!


Or maybe not.
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Offline grizz441

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Re: A Story....
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2011, 05:48:22 PM »
 :lol

Offline VonMessa

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Re: A Story....
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2011, 06:42:45 PM »
Put your hands down, it's over, you are safe  :aok

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Re: A Story....
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2011, 07:15:45 PM »
lol nice

good thing you got shot down  :lol
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Offline Dadsguns

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Re: A Story....
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2011, 07:50:36 PM »
 :rofl we found out you were in there too late, didnt even see you bail out or the chute.   :headscratch:


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Re: A Story....
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2011, 08:15:40 PM »
  :rofl   :aok
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Offline MickDono

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Re: A Story....
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2011, 08:31:19 PM »
haha very nice 

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Re: A Story....
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2011, 09:59:21 PM »
 :aok

Offline TinmanX

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Re: A Story....
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2011, 10:50:03 PM »
Headline reads: DadsGuns in NOE land grab shocker!
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Offline guncrasher

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Re: A Story....
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2011, 11:06:40 PM »
you ever notice how the bishops always fight with their hands up in surrender mode  :rofl.

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Offline vonKrimm

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Re: A Story....
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2011, 12:37:48 AM »
This is a purely staged propaganda piece.  We all know that only Bish do the horde thing; PLUS the fact that is shows Rooks supposedly hording, and we all know that Rooks do not fly below 15k.  I will give you an 'A' for effort on this fake incident; perhaps North Korea could use your skills to make-over their image?


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Offline guncrasher

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Re: A Story....
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2011, 05:43:04 AM »
yeah only a few brave souls showed up to defend the base was because the rest were hording on the other side of the map :rofl.


funny story.  keep up the good work.

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Offline 5PointOh

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Re: A Story....
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2011, 06:20:15 AM »
Stay tuned for next weeks episode of "Pixel Pilot Chronicals". 
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« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2011, 06:24:02 AM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl


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Re: A Story....
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2011, 07:03:06 AM »
Headline reads: DadsGuns in NOE land grab shocker!

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